Let’s face it: Melvyn was dumb. Even his teacher, who tried her best to be nice, thought he was dumb. “Your child is dumb,” she said to Melvyn’s parents. “Really, really dumb.” It made no difference, because Melvyn took after his parents. They were dumb too.
His teacher would spend half an hour explaining to her students why grass was green, and at the end of all this Melvyn would put up his hand and ask, “Miss, why is grass green?” Not just dumb, but aggravating. Away with the fairies.
His exercise books were incomprehensible. They were a mess of doodles and numbers. Call that arithmetic? Goodness gracious! The sooner this child left school and got a job clearing the city’s sewerage system the better.
Then one day, Melvyn put up his hand and asked the teacher, “What happens if, when you loop one quantum particle around another, you don’t get back to the same quantum state?”
The teacher told Melvyn to get back to doing his work.
Let’s face it: the teacher was dumb. Even Melvyn, who tried his best to be nice, thought she was dumb. “My teacher is dumb,” Melvyn said to his parents. “Really, really dumb.”
And indeed she was – in more ways than one.
Well, that was dumb.
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I can’t help it.
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Nice reversal! This reminds me of Douglas Hofstadter’s theory that at all levels of intelligence we are trapped outside any essence. Stuck between a complexity of analogies.
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Thanks for the comment. I’m not well-read enough to have “conquered” Douglas Hofstadter, but I suspect that all levels of intelligence are simply subjective measurements of what we are and are not ourselves. I am regarded as pretty intelligent but the one IQ test I ever sat I got 40! And I took it seriously! I will get on to Hofstadter before I waffle further!
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Oh, it was THAT Melvyn.
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Yes – he was a close relation (of yours)
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My dumb son.
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As the story says, the parents were dumb too!
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Not my son then.
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I knew a girl in school that was put in remedial classes… turns out her IQ was very high…she couldn’t see and finally got a teacher that…wasn’t dumb…I guess the squinting on the front row didn’t give it away.
Away With Fairies: Not facing reality; in a dream-world.
You teach me something every day Bruce…
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That’s a very nice comment, thanks Max. And yeah right, like I don’t learn lots of new things everyday from your site!
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Ahhh Away with the Fairies!
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I’ve got my tutu on and I’m ready to dance away with the fairies.
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Now that would be sight… love that phrase.
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Don’t worry – I wear the same under my tutu as I do under my kilt.
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That scares me…
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Yes, it’s a bit scary – especially in the wind.
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The words “going commando” is not what people want to hear…no offense of course Bruce.
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It could lead to problems…
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and a nasty sunburn if it rides up too high
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You sound quite experienced in these matters!!
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uh…no no..uh…not me!
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🙂
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Stupid teachers.
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Aren’t they! And I see where a number of the USA teachers are too much enjoying the lockdown to get back to work!
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Education is optional!
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That’s the way I would’ve liked my own education to be – especially in science.
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What’s science?
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Science is when you bring the teacher an apple and she tells you what happened to Newton. There was a blog posting by a notable blogger on the matter a while back.
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Oh yeah! I remember! Newton is that person who made the cookies with figs in the middle!
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Yep – and Newton is also a suburb of Boston MA. but I can’t remember if it had figs in the middle or not,
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I would assume that everything connected with Boston has figs in the middle.
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Most – if not all – of the figs were Democrats.
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Hmmm… That’s a sizable portion of Boston.
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That is one of the best twisters ever. Thanks to teachers like those of Melvyn, we know what a black hole human mind can be.
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And to think that they went to so much trouble to photograph it.
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This has happened to a lot of kids. Not just Einstein (and Melvyn).
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Sometimes I think some teachers are so intent upon teaching the syllabus they forget about the pupils!
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We all have our special talents but unfortunately teachers don’t always see them.
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True!
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