I knew Hubert was having an affair. His wife, Barbara, was my best friend. I was certain of one thing: I was not going to be the one to tell her.
Every Thursday Hubert works late. Of course he doesn’t. He waits at the office and then goes off to some fancy restaurant. Goodness knows how much this affair is costing him money-wise.
Barbara told me recently that she suspected Hubert was having an affair. I asked her how she knew, and she said that she simply felt it in her bones. I said not to be silly, but now she’s paranoid about it. I had no idea she had hired a detective to pursue Hubert’s infidelity. I think it’s going too far.
Anyway, there was hell to play when the detective caught Hubert red-handed. Barbara wants a divorce. The sooner this ugly divorce-mess is finalized the sooner Hubert and I can start living our relationship out in the open.
I think Barbara figured it out when Hubert and you started to gain weight together.
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I hope she didn’t think I was pregnant.
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I’d like to see that!
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!!
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Some best friend to Barb!
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All those waiting in line now to court Barb – it’s quite a Barb-a-queue.
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You couldn’t wait to string in that line!
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There was a near queue – and a far queue.
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A snake in the grass!
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More like a slithery eel! (Since we don’t have snakes!)
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That one thing I like about New Zealand, among others – no snakes. The island must have been cut off from the Garden of Eden!
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LOL – During the era of Eden New Zealand was underwater! No native mammals either except for tiny bats (which I’ve never seen). Only birds (a lot of which are flightless).
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And since Hube did it to Barb do you really think he won’t do it to you, too?
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Just in case I’m keeping my street corner.
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😂
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I guess the narrator doesn’t realize that Hubert also works late on Tuesdays.
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Good one – the narrator shouldn’t give up her night time job.
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Never get involved with fancy restaurant loving women. They’ll bankrupt you for sure.
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The are other alternatives to bankruptcy other than fancy restaurants. (And I just realized that I don’t know how to spell bankruptcy – it doesn’t look right).)
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True. One of the best alternatives is bank robbery.
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You’re so kind to have kept her in the dark for so long!
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Thank you!
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nice to read it.
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I had a feeling you were the culprit. Why didn’t you get the detective poisoned or shot like you normally do? But it’s better everything’s in the open I guess.
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If everyone got killed off there would be no one left!
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