This posting doesn’t have a number. Tomorrow it will be the 3000th and final story. I don’t want to clutter the last tale with statistics so I’m doing the statistical thing now, and won’t let the congratulatory wine and lamingtons muddle the final posting.
Statistics:
There were three thousand stories over ten years – roughly. About a hundred poems. And about 500 music compositions.
I’m not going to mention names because it would go on forever; for example I won’t mention that Andrea Stephenson of Harvesting Hecate, followed a close second by Author Sarah Angleton and Marina of Letters from Athens and Chris Nelson, is the longest faithful follower. And that Uma of One Grain Amongst the Storm has made the most comments, followed by Noelle of Sayling Away, etc. etc. and already I can hear you cry “But what about me?” (I told you so).
I am most grateful for the 10 years of lovely people I have met and become friends with, for example Max of PowerPop… An Eclectic Collection of Pop Culture who spent hours trying to fix a computer fault on our machine – and he lives on the other side of the world! And there’s Yvonne from Australia who during hard covid times cheered our doldrums with a surprise box of wines! And already I can hear you cry “But what about me?” (I told you so).
There are two people who are no longer with us that I would like to mention. There’s probably more but they forgot to tell us. There was Pauline King of Dunedin, New Zealand, who never missed an occasion to comment – and who happened to live on the same street as once did my great great grandparents in the 1880s. The other was the lovely Cynthia Jobin from Rumford, Maine, whose poems delighted many and her considered comments delighted people even more. And already I can hear you cry “But what about me?” (I told you so).
Then there are favorite people who have disappeared off the radar, such as Prospero’s Island and araneus1 and Oscar Alejandro Plascensia.
I will still be reading blogs and commenting here and there. And if something of interest crops up I could well do a posting! But it won’t be regular. I want a change of scene after a decade – although I’m not sure what yet. It could be a novel or a symphony or just a bothersome terminal illness! This blog started when I broke my leg – let’s hope history doesn’t repeat.
So thanks one and all for reading, for commenting, and for posting interesting blogs yourselves, such as Dumbest Blog Ever and The Haps with Herb and Ordinary Person and Cindy Knoke and Iseult Murphy and Observation Blogger and Chel Owens and GP and Sylvie Ge and rachelmankowitz and itchingforhitching and Obbverse and Poetry from John Looker and Town & Country Gardening and Alex Raphael and Pacific Paratrooper and Talkalittledo – For Life Is Funny and arlingwoman and Inese and Keith Kreates and .. oh goodness I warned you. Already I can hear you cry “But what about me?”
As you reach the peak of your life and go over the hill, may your downward slide be as graceful as possible.
3000 stories! I have more reading to do from you, for sure. Take care and good health
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Thank you for the comment and good wishes!
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Final? Say it isn’t so!!
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!! All good things must come to an end!
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True, I’m coming close myself. 11 years.
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11 years! I’m always amazed that you have never run out of Pacific events to post!
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People keep sending me data sheets, old military magazines and I keep buying more books!!
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Good job and congratulations. I will miss your dark-side-O. Henry type of stories. of course the story-telling/blogging bug might bite you again. Thanks for the shout-out as well.
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I still haven’t got around to reading O. Henry upon your recommendation. Perhaps now that I might have more time!
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Well, he and you are a couple of my favorite short story writers.
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That’s very kind thanks Herb. I think I told you but O.Henry lived for a time in Ashville NC as did myself. I read all of native Thomas Wolfe while I was there and O. Henry was next on my list but we moved towns (and countries).
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I do remember it now that you mention it.
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Wherever the trail goes enjoy the journeying. Still I’m sure we’ll cross paths here and there.
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Thanks obbverse. Like sand in an hourglass so are the days of our lives…
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Sob, you have been wonderful, not only as a prolific storyteller (I still don’t know how you managed to be so creative as to produce so many stories), but also as a blogging companion. We can always rely on you for a laugh (and a twisted ending). I hope the next phase is just as creative and that you get much joy out of it. Hopefully I will still see you now and then, so it isn’t over, but it is definitely the end of an era. Excuse me while I go and wring the neck of – sorry, wring out my hankie….
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LOL – thank you for those kind words, Andrea. I shall continue to enjoy (and marvel at) your wonderful descriptions of the glories of simply going for a walk!
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This time Bruce I finally believe you. The first time I did but I was naive…I was told by everyone and you….”ah he does this every now and then” but now I completely understand. I still haven’t started at the first story and worked my way through…so there is that.
I wish you nothing but the best and you know you have a tech for as long as I live. Thanks for all of the stories and music Bruce. Now go out and make some more music. You know my email address…dont’ be afraid to use it.
But damn…I’m going to miss coming here and commenting and thinking of bad puns. Now I’ll have to use them on Obbverse.
All the best Bruce.
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Thank you Max. It’s amazing how small the big world has got! I might have the time (after tomorrow’s story) to listen more carefully to your excellent postings and learn something each time. Bad smells don’t disappear very quickly so I’ll still be hovering.
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lol… I hope you do get over some and post every now and then anyway…hover away.
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I shall hover like a guardian angel!
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You are certainly an expert at the graceful downhill slide, or the occasional murder by teacup. Seriously, you mean the world to me. I don’t like to get all gushy and emotional, but keeping up with your short stories and knowing that you’ll be there to answer any questions I ever have has been really amazing. If I have learned anything as a writer over these past couple years you are at least largely to blame.
You never know, I might just send you another play to read in a couple months here.
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Thanks N. (N.ame suppressed). You are indeed one of the few crazy people I can identitfy with. (But then again Eugene Ionesco used to write to me!) I still have one nagging objection to you: have you yet read (your mother’s “favourite” story) namely Flannery O’Connor’s “A Good Man is Hard to Find”? It teaches us how we should write! And I shall keep in touch. Sned (that should’ve been “Send”) playscripts please!
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Wait. How did I not know that Ionesco used to write to you!?!? Nope, still haven’t read it, but we’re getting there. Your objection is entirely valid.
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He would sign himself as Satrap Eugene Ionesco! I still have the letter (somewhere) saying that I could produce any of his plays without needing to get permission!
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Wow. Yes, I would hang on to that letter too. And you crossed paths with him how?
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I wrote to publisher Samuel Beckett in London asking for the rights to perform The Bald Prima Donna (I think you call it something different in the States). They replied that they were no longer Ionesco’s agent but would forward my letter on to him. That’s when he replied with permission to do any play any time. For the most part his correspondence was in very formal French – and a number went missing. My address at the time was Heretaunga Street, Hastings. He would address it as Heretaunga Street, Hastings, United Kingdom. Usually in handwriting on the address the UK Hastings Post Office would write “Try New Zealand”!
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That’s really something. I hope he paid enough for postage!
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Thank you for such beautiful closure Bruce. I respect your decision as you have clearly thought it through carefully. I look forward to you popping back if you feel the need. All the best to you my friend.
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Thanks Cindy for such a lovely compliment.
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You have reached so many different people during this (first) part of your blogging career! I really will miss seeing that familiar photo of the goat appear in my inbox, knowing there’ll be some strangely compelling short story to read at my leisure. I hope your downward slide is not only graceful, but one heck of a long slide.
I have to go to a wedding right after I read your offering tomorrow. Is it bad manners to wear black at such an occasion?
Take care, dear BA.
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Thank you Yvonne. I understand why you wouldn’t wear white at a wedding – but I trust it won’t be too flambouyant. I shall be hovering. There was a grocery list in my trolley at the supermarket today and I nearly picked it up for you to post and comment. It was such fun!
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Hold everything. Did you say wine and ‘lamingtons’ ? So, that’s a nod to the bigger island to your west? We thank you.
https://www.fergusonplarre.com.au/blog/history-of-lamington
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I was expecting Northern Hemisphers to google “lamingtons” – although your link has got it wrong. Lamingtons were invented in New Zealand just after the pavlova. Ask Phar Lap.
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It’s a good thing for you that I like you, and am reasonably polite.
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I’ve always thought that Politeness was your middle name. Polly for short. Like a parrot!
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Ah, Bruce, never say never! Thinking back I’m sure I can recall moments that you have had away with the threat of never returning…and yet…
Congrats though on producing so many great posts – I shall miss your mischievous, tongue in cheek stories on murder, aliens etc…At least I hope not all of the murders were factual (although that would explain why the NZ population is so low!). Just waiting for a lottery win so that I can come over for a few months and track you down!!
All the best
Chris
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Thanks Chris. I recall last time I gave up you doubted my determination – and you were right! However, 3000 is enough! When you win the lottery it would probably be better to give me the money rather than selfishly spend it on yourself.
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Always one to leave me smiling!
Ah, I remember the days when you were a pseudonym!!
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3000 posts! That’s an incredible achievement! Congratulations, Bruce. I’m so honoured to have been killed by you, and that a couple of your stories are linked to my own. This post makes me very sad, but I love the sound of a novel, and at least I can read the stories over again.
Thank you so much, Bruce. Much love from Ireland 💖
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Thank you Iseult for your very kind comment from the Emerald Isle. If I’d been more on the ball I would’ve delighted you by killing you off more often!
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Ah, that would have been wonderful! 😊💖
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Well, I for one am shedding tears. Where will I get to read clever short stories and pithy replies? You’d better chime in from time to time to let us all know how you are doing – or we might have to come to New Zealand and hunt you down!
I knew it – your one eye gets repaired and you leave us. Sob! 😦
Congratulations, Bruce for your many blogs and keeping us all happy. I hope you find something fulfilling to occupy your time away from us!
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Thank you Noelle. You are a (Plymouth) Rock! It will be difficult for me to shut up, but it’s something that needs to be done after ten years!
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Well I don’t think so ! And I’ve been doing my blog since 2009! How do I contact you when I need some pithy comments?
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bbgoodman@hotmail.com
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Congrats and a big hug!
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Thank you so much, Marina. I look forward to reading your future artistic forays!
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I do not think you will stay away for long
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I should find a non de plume!
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You’ve already got a few in your head I am sure!
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I vote for the novel or symphony.
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Thank you – I’m still thinking.
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Wow! I knew you were more prolific than me, but I’m feeling a little shamed. Blogging is a strange thing. It’s kind of like being a part of neighborhood of quirky characters from all over the world. In the wide sea of the internet, you stumble on some other pieces of driftwood and float along together for a while. Thanks for being such a lovely neighbor for the last decade. And for not complaining when I mix my metaphors. If you were my actual neighbor, I would pop over with a pie to let you know how much I will miss you. Please have a virtual slice on me and don’t forget to keep in touch once in a while.
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Thank you. The pie was delicious – and I didn’t share a crumb.
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You’re welcome. It was the least I could do.
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Ah Bruce, you’ve given me many giggles over my cornflakes. But, I understand. It’s great to put up a daily post and a whole lot of fun but as the candles on the cake grow in number our energy does start to flag. I’ve certainly slowed up on the writing in recent times. No doubt the writers of Midsomer Murders would like to pay you handsomely for your portfolio of unusual deaths! Thanks Bruce…and please put up the odd post so we know you’re still kicking. Cheers!
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Thank you for your lovely comment. Your vivid descriptions of travelling around Australia (and food!) make me think I’m on the trips as well – and means I shall in future be enjoying every kilometre of the way!
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Good on ya Bruce!
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Dear Bruce, you were destined to pen these stories that have held me through the thick and thin of my own feeble fortune, right through my dismal day job, not to speak of scores of followers to whom you were a daily delight. These past years have not been the same to me and I’ve been merely a shadow of the silhouette I was ever meant to be. Thank you for reminding of Cynthia.
I will return again and again, albeit at intervals long and inconsistent, certain of quenching my thirst from the web of the stories told and untold.
Don’t mistake me, this is not a goodbye.
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Thank you Uma. You have been a wonderful blogging companion over the decade. We have certainly met some wonderful (and interesting) people. I shall be poking around here and there on the blogging-sphere, so like you, this is not a goodbye!
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Bruce I missed this one or read it and said my peace the next day. I hope you are doing well and I’ll be back this weekend. I am enjoying this break…it may not be long before I join you in semi blog retirement….I might just do it on weekends in the future.
Anyway I hope Eric and you are doing well.
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Thanks Max. The weekend seems a good idea! Drama here with the farmer next door getting killed on a rolling farm bike. I know the two sons well and teach her granddaughter the piano. I was talking to her for about an hour the day before the accident because we were getting firewood off her farm.
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Oh that is terrible….sorry to hear that Bruce. I feel for his children.
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It’s been wonderful interacting with you over the years. I’ve used innumerable blogs and I still remember your early comments on my site in 2015 or 2016. What about the clowns though? What about Binky Bruce? You didn’t forget him, did you? 😔
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Binky might start doing something in private!
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