Let’s face it, Winifred, mother of four, absolutely detested Marion her neighbour. The problem was that Marion was constantly calling in and telling Winifred what was being done wrong in the children’s upbringing.
Things came to a crunch when Marion – in Winifred’s very house – admonished the four children in front of their mother. Winifred had had enough. She shouted for Marion to “GET OUT!”
Later, Winifred regretted shouting. She baked a plate of jam tarts and sent the four children over with a note of apology. Back the children came! Marion had received the jam tarts with delight. And the four children were enjoying a jam tart each.
Winifred didn’t notice the children eating. She was too busy wondering how long it would take for the poison to work.
She could never crust those 4 kids.
You are back with a bang…wiping out 5 people.
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Hopefully the 5 deaths will last for the next 5 days or so as I have nothing prepared!
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This will be hard to top… i have confidence in you!
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You’re one of two in these comments to use the word “crust”. I have ever seen it used like that before. Is it an American slang usage I wonder?
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Oh…it was a pun…a bad one but still…”trust” would be the real word…sorry!
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I took it to be a pun – but then Noelle used it in the comments – and then I found it in a dictionary as American slang!
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Oh ok… I have heard the word crust for all of my life like in a pie crust. I never knew it wasn’t a proper word! What do you call a pie crust?
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We call a bread crust a crust. We use “crusty” to mean a person is outspoken and surly. Used especially of older people. But the dictionary said that “crust” can also mean unabashed self-assertiveness; nerve; gall. We also use crust to mean ones job: What do you do for a crust?
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Crust is old slang for ‘skull, brain’ too. ‘You’re doing my crust in’ I remember hearing. I believe it was my Maths teacher speaking to me about the thickness of my skull.
Bottom of the class in Maths for me!
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We also call the brown part of bread crust. I’ve heard crusty also…
Ok…I never heard it pertaining to a job.
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Never send a boy to do a man’s work.
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Someone, whose name starts with M, is going to have an easy life because Dad does it all!
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True!
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Back and wicked as ever! I would say Marion had a lot of crust to criticize how Winifred was raising the children.
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You’re one of two in these comments to use the word “crust”. I have ever seen it used like that before. Is it an American slang usage I wonder?
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Perhaps! People are described as crusty!
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Oooooh……This reminds me of the movie, “Nasty Little Letters.” You might enjoy it if you don’t mind foul language!
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I shall seek it out!
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Bruce, you do have an appetite for destruction.
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No – I’m a terrible worrier…
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Oopsy!
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“Regretted shouting… and note of apology”
Ah yes, I think I recognize this unreliable narrator: That raconteur used to live at the end of our block on our street at the culpabilité-de-sac dead end. Said: don’t worry about the serial killed who lives next door to you because she only eats gingerbread children.
Crusty the Clown from the cartoon “The Simpsons” said, let them eat tarts and brioche and let tarts be tarts.
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These post-modern narrators are definately unreliable. It saves having to do any research.
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On the bright side, nobody will be able to tell Winifred how to raise her children anymore.
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Optimism wil be the ruin of you Andrea.
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I think Marion probably had a point, though. It’s a pretty terrible mother that would trust the delivery of poisoned sweets to her children.
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