Connie’s mother was a nasty piece of work, but a fabulous cook. She detested the fact that her estranged husband, Connie’s father, had given Connie a pony for Christmas. And now the field, where she used to keep one or two goats (for catering purposes), was used entirely to feed the pony.
Nonetheless, Connie’s mother accepted the invitation to cater for the local Pony Club’s Annual Feast. It paid well. Connie’s mother did it for the money, which was more than satisfactory.
At the feast, Connie was able to advertise. Has anyone seen my missing pony? It disappeared about a week ago.
The sadness of the occasion was made up for by the catering. The hamburgers were especially delicious. The hamburger was designed especially for the occasion. Connie’s mother called it The Pony Club Sandwich.
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Ah, entrecote de cheval, I know it well.
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Horse is the nicest of meats. In Quebec one bought it in the supermarket like pork, or beef or lamb. In New Zealand it would be regarded as akin to cannibalism.
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You may have heard some of the palaver coming out of UK last year because some frozen beef products were ‘contaminated’ with equine DNA. Plenty on the shelves here in France.
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Yes – I recall that. Here, if you look hard enough, you will find goat along with cow, sheep, pig, and chicken. But in Quebec: rabbit, pheasant, quail, horse, ostrich, deer… The other day we were given a hare and made pâté de lièvre – no one, other than ourselves, will even try it!
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Dare I mention Newfoundland Flipper pie? Some good, b’y.
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Seal’s pizzles were the rage a few years back. Unfortunately the seals were a protected species.
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Good grief. It’s too much to think about.
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🙂
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Connie’s mother is chopped liver in my books, not that I object to eating lots of different kinds of meat (see Flipper pie above). Divorce is always hardest on the pets. A delightful gruesome “tail”, Bruce.
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I was just horsing around!
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So much of delectation is imagination.
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I agree! It’s like eating ones pet bantam. We have bits of Blossom at present almost daily (the cow)!
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I believe many of my New Forest neighbours fill such sandwiches, especially in Keith’s adopted country
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True. My dog gets kangaroo for its dinner – along with a bit of rice!
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100% all natural, grass fed, free-range too!
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😀 ! But would it lay eggs?
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I’d never eat
my dog or my cat
and now I’m wondering
why is that?
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Because they would never eat you either (probably).
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…unless I dropped dead and nobody found me for a week or so….
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Chloë said to cat,
There’s something you should know,
It’s no good eating Jobin
Once dead for a week or so.
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😀
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I think I called Phoëbë Chloë????? I have far too many languages in my head – and now I’m all muddled. Besides – it’s gone all hot here (at last) and I can’t think…
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Nope…you got it right. Chloë is my dog. She came from a kill shelter in West Virginia with that name, and we didn’t dare to change it, since she had enough psychological problems to worry about. Phoebe must be the name of some other dog you know.
I’m glad you are finally having your summer weather….if you like heat. (which I don’t). But I don’t like bone chilling cold, either, and we are in a deep, deep freeze just now.
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I like great heat only if I have a pool (which I don’t) and a beautiful body (which I…) You’re right – Phoebe and Zoe were dogs of a Welsh couple “up the road” when I lived in South Auckland.
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Oh my gosh. Such a nasty woman.
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Nasty? or tasty?!!
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Horse meat is supposed to be tasty – I know that it was eaten a lot during WWII because all the beef was sent to our military. But I can NOT eat it – horses just seem to sentient and emotional.
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Noelle – you’re getting soft in your age! The old grey mare she ain’t what she used to be!!
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Pardon my delicacy, but WTF has WordPress done with the reader? All of a sudden, I can’t access the latest posts from anyone. I may as well slit my wrists …
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Not yet! Don’t slit them yet! Have you made out a will? Have you left everything to me? And P.S. Thank you for you bit of Australian delicacy!
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Oh, good thinking. I’ll just tighten the tourniquet while I take care of the will. You do like cats, don’t you?
You’re welcome, I’m such a refined lady.
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I want money – not cats!!!
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Hmmph.
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WordPress are probably just tidying things up…! All will be back to normal soon, I’m sure.
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Yvonne! Yes! I just got that new GD iteration of the reader! It looks like they’re doing it again…fixing what’s not broken…. they’ve given me a whole list of recommendations of posts I might like, etc…and I can’t figure out how to read the posts I DO like….Ye gods and little fishes!
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Bruce, in his infinite wisdom, appears to be right. The Reader seems back to normal now.
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Well, TG (or whoever) for that. I’ll just take my eraser to the will and then go have a look. (I find that writing my will in pencil, or at least the names, has been such a boon. No expensive re-writes when I change my mind.)
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Where there’s a will there’s a way!
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Sometimes my infinite wisdom is quite finite…
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No, you’re the wise old man of the wonders of WordPress
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BTW, you were going to get all my money AND the cat, but you blew your big chance.
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Meow 😦
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What is in a name, unless of course you are a pony? Thanks for taking us for a ride, Bruce!
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There was a big problem with horsemeat being in regular beef about a year ago in one supermarket. So many puns at the time!
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Oh Bruce, I just knew that pony was set for a dead end!
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Something to sink your teeth into…!
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