Hi. My name is Nona. My mother named me that. My father apparently didn’t like the name much because it means “ninth” and I happened to be only the third.
“But I want a Nona,” said my mother.
“Who the hell is going to pay for all those babies if we have nine?” asked my father. So my mother, not to be stymied by silly particulars, named me Nona even though I was only number three.
These days Nona is not a very common name, mainly I suspect because people don’t have large families anymore and to get up to nine children could be scorned upon by the disparaging masses. I like having a not-so-common name. I have a younger brother called Octavius and an even younger sister called Decima.
Once my father abandoned the family, not long after I was born, my mother met my stepfather. By the time my mother and stepfather had reached number nine they couldn’t use Nona so they named number nine after the number three because three hadn’t been used. That is why I have a younger sister called Triana. Strictly speaking I should have been named Triana and my sister named Nona.
People these days stare if we all go out together. Just the other day my mother took all ten of us to the zoo and we went by bus. No sooner had we all sat down than an old lady asked my mother in a very loud voice, “Are they all yours, Sweetie?”
My mother said, Yes” and the old lady said “Goodness, that’s a lot. Aren’t you embarrassed?” I was so mortified.
When we got home from the zoo I heard my mother ask my stepfather what the Latin name was for Eleven.
I was the second of 7 children myself (those times were much different). When my parents were deciding on baby boy names, my father kept insisting on “Saul”. My mother hated it and finally asked him why he was so fixated on it. “Because when people ask me which child it is, I want to be able to say ‘That’s Saul!” He was a great one for puns.
PS. Baby was named Keith.
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A good yarn thanks! and a good pun!
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My wife would have had 12 if her health would have borne it. Both of my parents came from families of 12 and 13 kids. My wife’s mother had 7.
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My g-grandfather/mother had a daughter followed by 11 sons!
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Wow.
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My first daughter shall be named Abortia, the second, Voiderina, and the third, Nonexista.
I shall love them all equally, after all, babies are great for broths.
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Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
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So undecim is on her/his way.
We only had one…unless you count our 3 Saint Bernards.
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Of course you count the 3 St Bernards! as I could the 5 dogs and 1 cat over the years!
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Well Martha, Molly, and Snoops will be counted!
Joking aside…I do envy people from bigger families. All I have is one sibling.
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I had five siblings – and all 6 of us are now in our 70’s awaiting the… well whatever… it is inevitable eventually!
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I always wanted to be part of a big family…I’m sure it had it’s drawbacks though…like fighting hand me downs.
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My father used to settle arguments by saying “If you don’t stop arguing I’ll do the dishes myself”. I have no idea why that worked!
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I would be afraid to try that…I don’t like dishes.
Guilt maybe?
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Growing up with numerous brothers and sisters I’m pretty sure heard all of these conversations in some form or another.
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I like big families.
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I like the family. The part I didn’t like was that people only knew me as “one of those kids from that big family.” Some people still talk about me that way. I want to punch them.
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Punch the living daylights out of them – I dream of having a large family, but sadly have creative none. Children (in my opinion) is the most creative thing a man (and woman) can do. Forget about f***ing blogs!
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Your comment seems to have disappeared – as has my response. I don’t know what button I wrongly pressed but what the heck… My family was 6 – I would’ve liked double that.
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That is an incorrigible procreator with absolute clarity of thoughts and commendable grit. Unfortunately, her partners in crime weren’t up to the act and created uncalled for confusions. Humour is infectious, as is the embarrassment of the narrator of the story whom you have employed as a catalyst. Nevertheless, she is suffused with requisite flesh and brains.
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Long live the incorrigible procreators I say!
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like your name. it’s easy to say for a person who speaks any language.
enjoyed this humorous post
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Thank you!
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Loved this! Another child is the best revenge. Latin for eleven is undecumus – they could name a girl undecuma. Completely ugly.
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I’d go for Elvira/Elvena – something that’s not Latin but sort of looks like Eleven!
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