Vonda had spent her high school years (well, a good part of them) scribbling a combination of names in the back of her notebooks:
Vonda and Warren
Vonda and Doug
Vonda and Graeme
Vonda and Sylvester
She wondered which name combination would eventuate. Who would she marry? Vonda and…
Vonda and Kurt
Vonda and Damian
Vonda and Kent
Vonda and Iain
She would keep her family name of course. It was the word combination of first names that mattered:
Vonda and Lawrence are cordially invited to…
Vonda and Herbie made it into the finals of…
Vonda and Luke are proud to announce…
Vonda and Simon are just back from…
As it so happened, she fell in love with a gentleman called Trevor. At first Vonda thought that “Vonda and Trevor” had a nice ring to it. Both names shared the letter “V”. But in the weeks leading up to the wedding she decided that that was much too formal. She settled on “Vonnie and Trev”. So much more informal; so much more accessible; so much more likeable; loveable even.
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Vonnie and Trev.
Unfortunately what a banana skin was doing sitting on the floor just inside the church door was anyone’s guess. As Vonda entered the church she slipped on the banana skin, hit her head on the corner of a nearby pew, split open her skull, and all the name combinations in the world couldn’t revive her.
You know, many people still vonda about that. This story had more appeal than others I’ve seen today.
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Herb, A hope the apeel doesn’t get under your skin.
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Hopefully Trevor pulls a new age stunt and marries himself. It would be a shame to waste all that wedding planning.
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LOLZ – lots of cake all for himself.
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I so missed all these deaths.
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Ha ha! Hee hee!
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That is one thousand seven hundredth way of reporting a tragedy in the local church. The coroner’s inquest into victim’s past has a touching ring about it.
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As kids we would always sing:
Here comes the bride
Fair, fat and wide.
Slipped on a banana skin
And showed her behind.
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Ouch! I didn’t (or maybe I did) see that coming. Darth Bruce strikes again!
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