Daisy Chainey was among the first group of settlers from earth to live on the moon. The group of eight were still reliant on supplies being brought from Mother Earth, but gradually they were working towards being at least a little bit self-supporting. For example, Daisy had a vegetable garden.
Of course it wasn’t a normal vegetable garden; it was under a gigantic human-made dome that created the right conditions for growth. The exciting reality was, however, that the vegetables were being grown in lunar soil (with enhancements).
One day, Daisy was out digging in the dome when she made a huge discovery; she unearthed some bones. It was mind-blowing. The bones were carefully packed and sent back to Earth for investigation.
It didn’t take long for astrophysical palaeontologists to discover what the bones belonged to; they were cow bones. For example, the bovine caudal vertebrae was obvious once pointed out.
“There can be no doubt,” said Dr Stephan Sputnik, “that there were earlier attempts by cows to jump over the moon before one succeeded and the dish ran away with the spoon.”
Wow! The cow, of course, explains the green cheese.
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I never thought of that. You are quite right!
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Fantascienf was a fusion of fantasy and science fiction most of which came true about the 24th Century AD, and it originated with the writings of Bruce Goodman about 400 years ago in the 21st Century before the World War III between Arabs and Arabexiters….
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It’s no fun being a prophet. A good number of them were put to death.
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You have inflicted enough damage for any such act to have substantive effect.
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I shall watch my back and tread carefully.
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Could the millions of craters on the moon, be artifacts of earlier attempts? Some of them craters are really, really big though. Maybe elephants?
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You’re clearly in the wrong profession. Have you thought of working for NASA?
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Hey, diddle, diddle…this was a hoot, Bruce.
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Thanks Lisa! I left out the cat and the fiddle (and the laughing dog) because they would distract from the cow’s magnificent achievement.
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I wonder if they recognized the wing-bones?
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😀
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Ha ha! Loved it! And no twisted, morbid character deaths, either. 🙂
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That’s because I forgot to kill them off…!
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Ah! To be continued!
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I’m trying to find a death slow enough so as to stretch it out.
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Too clever, my man!
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mOON!
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