When Little Red Riding Hood bumped into the Big Bad Wolf in the forest she was very surprised.
“Goodness!” declared Little Red Riding Hood. “You are looking so tired, Mr. Wolf.”
“I’m feeling a bit exhausted, Little Red Riding Hood,” said the wolf. “I’ve spent all morning blowing houses down. First there was a house of straw and then a house of sticks. The third house, made of bricks, proved to be a real problem.”
Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf continued to chat away enthusiastically in the forest. Anyone who passed by would have been delighted to see how well the two got on.
In the end the Big Bad Wolf invited Little Red Riding Hood to his place for dinner.
“I’d love too!” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“That’s brilliant,” beamed the Wolf. “I do hope you like roast pork.”
This is hilarious! The poor three little piggies. Oh well, it’s time to eat my pepperoni pizza and get fatter.
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Thank you Nitin. I had a little giggle at it myself!
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Nice to hear that they got along! I’m guessing that the roast grandma was a bit tough.
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Yes – being old and tough I know that Mr B.B. Wolf adapted a Coq au vin recipe after he finished with the pork.
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“Mr. Wolf, may I bring my grandmother along, too?”
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“Grandma is already in my deep freeze.”
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Uh-oh!
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Roast pork is delicious.
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You’re invited then to the wolf’s dinner.
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Yummy!
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I like this one Bruce….I always hated those damn pigs.
“I’m feeling a bit exhausted, Little Red Riding Hood,” For a minute I thought it was another commercial for some pill Little Red Riding Hood was going to suggest….with the warning (may cause sudden death, shortness of breath, spots on your nose, etc)
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If she goes to the Wolf house she might be in need of the pill.
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Oh…that was a good one! That should have been in your story
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It’s the best version of Three Little (Dead) Pigs I’ve ever read!
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Thank you!
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This is in your top 100 material Bruce. Brilliant
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I would agree with it been one of the better ones!
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Actually your last 4 are top shelf. I just heard the kids laughing their bottoms off at them.
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Excellent!
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In Latin America your artform in your blog could be referred to as ‘Cuentero’ – Storyteller. They are common in popular street venues and normally desire a ‘Propina’ (tip) . What’s great about yours are that they are free. Thanks for sharing your almighty gift and making my kids laugh.
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It’s a thrill thanks Matthew!
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Now I’m getting recommendations that your stories should be translated in books specifically for kids in Latin America to learn English. So the left page would in English and the right in Spanish. Bilingual as they say.. such books are very popular here.
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Find me a p8ublisher LOL and you can translate them.
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I’ll look around and see what I come up with. Cheers Bruce.
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You didn’t like Rocio Durcal ???
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I thought she was good – although she should use a cordless mic! Not my favourite singer in Spanish you have posted however!
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For me, it was love at first listen this song and then when I saw the video I was gobsmacked with her presentation. But I see how tastes can differ markedly between listeners. Thanks for responding Bruce.
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I kept thinking she was getting tangled up in the mic cord!
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Ah ok. It didn’t cross my mind.
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