Gilbert and Harley were next door neighbours. Both lived alone without close family. Both were retired. Over the years Gilbert – who never married – had built up a cosy little retirement nest-egg. On the other hand, divorce had milked Harley of half his retirement gains and he was living hand to mouth.
Gilbert came up with a plan. Why don’t we share costs? The cost of power, and internet, and phone. The cost of groceries. The cost of rent or rates. Gilbert had plenty to tie both over. The small amount of money that came in for Harley in his pension wasn’t enough to live on, but it would create a lovely monthly bonus for each to split in half and spend it on themselves however they wanted.
In the first month Gilbert bought himself a much needed replacement for his toaster. Harley bought himself a wheelbarrow for the garden. It was a great system! It worked well for five years.
And then Gilbert – the one with the money – suddenly died. A distant third cousin twice removed claimed the inheritance.
Hey Bruce, ol’ buddy. What would you like to happen to Harley after this unforeseen loss?
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He fell in love with a billionaire heiress and they got married and bought Gilbert an ornate headstone.
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I’m glad the story ends well.
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My stories usually do (end well)
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Wow good story! I wonder what the world would be like if more people did this.
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The government would find a way of charging!
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😂 sadly you are so right! We would all have to pay just for figuring out a better way to live.
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A wonderful story of sharing! Too bad for the ending…
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Is that distant, twice removed cousin none other than Harley? If not, it’s time to kill. So, Harley is either the distant, twice removed cousin or the murderer.
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That’s a twist I never thought of!
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Never trust your neighbors. They’re liable to die on you.
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I had a neighbour a couple of years ago drop dead on his doorstep.
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See what I mean?
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What a lovely system while it lasted.
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And that, as they say, was that.
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