Norman was a very tidy man. The lawn and garden around his house was a picture. He would spray quite a lot under the trees and under the fence railing. Always with Roundup.
“Nothing beats Roundup,” Norm would say. “The weeds see me coming with my back spray pack and they start running.”
That’s why he would spray very often, like once a week. Every Wednesday. It worked. As was said, his lawn and garden was a picture.
Anyway although at first he thought he was getting the flu he’s recently been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma. That means that these days his wife, Pearl, has to do the spraying.