Nora and Gus always knew what their oldest son, Gadsby, would give them for Christmas. It had been the same for the last five years, and what a saving it was! He always gave half a cow’s carcass for the freezer, nicely chopped up and packaged. It would last the two of them the year. Of course, they had other meat in between, like chicken and pork, but beef was their main meat.
Nora and Gus inevitably marvelled at Gadsby’s luck. He was presented at work with a cattle beast carcass just before Christmas. He worked at the abattoir. “Half a cow is enough for my freezer,” he told his parents, when they visited him.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, these days Gadsby has still got a couple of years left before they let him out.
What an Abu Gharib of a treat!
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I didn’t want to let the cat out of the Bag-hdad too soon.
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The Great Gadsby. My favourite story.
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I would’ve thought it was more like “Wuthering Heights” – or even “Lorna Doone”.
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Good one, Bruce!
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Glad you got your teeth stuck into the cattle beast!
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