Colton might have been 82 years old but he wasn’t stupid. He’d been a creative inventor all his life.
When a scammer phoned, Colton could press a simple combination of buttons on his phone and the scammer’s phone would explode. So far he’d exploded 22 phones. 19 of the scammers had their heads blown off and the other 3 were permanent vegetables.
The funniest one was when a scammer got a heck of a fright in the office, thought it was another scammer in the room destroying his computer, saw red, and shot the other 26 scammers dead.
Hurrah!
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You should have added: ‘please forward your bank details in order to receive further stories. This is for our security checks to ensure that you are a real person. We will take just £1’
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That is an excellent idea Chris. Unfortunately my keyboard lost the pound sign around 1965 – so I’ll have to charge in $ !
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All major currencies (and several minor ones) will be accepted…
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Hilarious!
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Thank you. I try to be sensitive.
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I sure do like stories with a happy ending.
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I would pay for that invention. I agree with Herb…I love happy endings!
If Hitler, Stalin, and a scammer was in a room and I had a gun and two bullets…. I would shoot the scammer twice to make sure he was dead.
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The story was inspired by one of your recent postings!
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I’m indeed very proud!
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Well, that went dark quickly. I thought you were offended that I suggested this was your norm… 🙂
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The more the merrier. They are about as wonderful as lawyers.
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Or politicians…
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Beware what you wish for!
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