Let me tell you; I just love being a bee. Some say that the Queen Bee is a slave-driver, but I can say without a skerrick of doubt – I’m no slave. My job is to go around collecting pollen. I love it, love it. It gives me a buzz.
And it’s so interesting. My area of expertise is a nearby flower garden. There’s such variety. One day it’s a poppy and the next day it’s an agapanthus. I like to mix up the pollen from all sorts. Of course, I get criticized for it: “This is primarily a tea-tree hive,” the other bees claim. “We are here to make tea-tree honey. It’s one of the more expensive varieties in shops” But I don’t care. A little bit of variety never hurt anyone.
Just the other day the Queen Bee commended me for my dedication to duty. I said, “It’s nothing Your Majesty. I am here to serve and it’s an honour to work for you.”
The other bees called me a “greaser”; I was greasing up the Queen because I wanted a promotion. How silly! There’s really no higher for a female worker bee to go. I’m content with my lot. How awful to be a drone. Those males sit around doing nothing but wait for an opportunity to do their business.
The other day, Alexandra was attacked by a human smashing around a rolled up newspaper. She had no option but to sting. But that’s the irony of being a bee; one stings to save ones life and having stung, one dies. Alexander passed away quite fast after her dramatic ordeal. The stinging was so sudden and so sad.
Look, I haven’t got all day to talk. I have to get off to my garden. There’s a lady there now picking flowers. They’re laden with pollen. I’ll just take a quick dip in a flower before she takes the flowers off somewhere…
I couldn’t help it. I couldn’t help it. It was in self-defence.
Terrific stuff! I’m not particularly fond of bees, but this made me see them in a new light.
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Thanks for the buzz.
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To be, or not to bee…
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That makes me break out in hives.
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Let’s not wax poetic about it.
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No need to drone on either.
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That’s the buzz.
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Self-defense should hold up in court. Except you won’t bee there.
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One has to feel sorry for the poor bees.
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That was an interesting perspective. The end has your unmistakable signature.
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Thank you! I kind of liked it as a story.
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Bee wise, bee ware!
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O-I-C-U-R-B-wise
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The bee was so glad tobea beeyesterdaythat she put her dart in my finger. Ouch!
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Oh – the bee chose the nicest person to commit suicide on!
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I did not feel that nice when it happened but thought it was a bad decision on the bee’s part. I just touched the towel it was on by mistake. Not worth dying for that!
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“It gives me a buzz.” LOL
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