The thing was Trevor was sick of doing murders. He’d been paid to do murders for almost ten years. The fun had gone out of it.
Being a respectable owner of a florist shop had been a great cover-up. He was forever arranging flowers for special occasions. There had been many a time when he was paid to provide flowers for the funeral service of someone he’d murdered. That was always amusing! Every wreath for a victim had a red flower in it, no matter how tiny the red flower. Sometimes red would clash with the colours of the bouquet, so it had to be insignificant. Sometimes the whole wreath was a bold red. He had photographed every bunch and kept them orderly in a scrap book. Of course no one knew they were in fact a list of who was who; a list of his murder victims.
But now he was sick of it. He wanted to retire from the florist shop, and that meant murdering as a livelihood should come to an end as well.
So that’s what he did. It’s been five years. He spends his days in his little cottage by the sea, although he did take a trip overseas once but it wasn’t much to his liking. He’s taken up knitting as a hobby, mainly fluffy little woollen toys for toddlers. They’re quite cute.
Occasionally, just for the sake of old times, he poisons an ear of one of the little knitted critters.
Sounds like a lovely retirement.
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Yes – it’s possibly autobiographical.
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I figured as much.
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A very astute business man, there is a tinge if adding insult to injury by getting to supply the wreaths at the funeral of the person you murdered.
However, I’m glad that in retirement he’s found a way to keep the spice in life.
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Spice of life is most important when doing murders (I have found).
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You speak from experience so I will bow to your superior knowledge in this matter (I’m not worthy).
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ha
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Promise me there is no autobiographical streak in this too perfect a story.
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Real life rarely matches the required formats of a literary genre.
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Ooh Trevor is a very creepy little man!
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Creepy indeed!
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That ol’ Trev! What a character.
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Yes – he told me he hung out with you.
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Er, well, sometimes it’s good to have a wide variety of friends.
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That is possibly the most creative and disturbing collection of serial killer tokens I’ve ever heard of. Brilliant.
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Just wait until you’re old enough to be trusted with a knitting needle.
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Good point. But second to Dickens isn’t too shabby.
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Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes.
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