(The opening sentence for this story was suggested by Yvonne of Hello World. If you want to join in the fun of suggesting a future opening sentence for these stories, please leave your suggestion in the comments – only one suggestion per person!)
“I’ll really have to think about your offer,” said Alida.
Alida and her boyfriend, Braxton, had spent the day in sunshine gently rowing up and down the weeping-willowed city river in a punt. Braxton was a farmer and a day in town didn’t exactly involve shopping but an activity that communed a little more with Nature.
It had been a lovely day and Alida had packed a picnic lunch which they had on a blanket on the river bank, half of the bread going to the local ducks. Then it was back to the rowing. Well! Almost rowing! It was more floating in the boat along with the gentle river flow.
The day was drawing to a close. Braxton had asked and Alida had replied with “I’ll really have to think about your offer.”
To be honest, her reply took Braxton by surprise. He was expecting an immediate “Yes!” Every farming boy would’ve thought so, wouldn’t you? Especially after the blissful day they had just had. Perhaps she never heard right. Braxton repeated the question.
“I’ve just killed a cattle beast for the freezer and wondered if you wanted any liver?”
“I’ll really have to think about your offal,” said Alida. She was joking of course. She loved everything a future farmer’s wife dutifully should. “YES!” she exclaimed. “Yes, Braxton, yes!” They kissed.
So, she didn’t find it an awful offal offer.
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No offten
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Poets and farmers don’t always agree about the true nature of love.
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That’s exactly what I heard a wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastie say!
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Banged to rights guv’nor!
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I had to google that excellent expression!
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OMG, a very happy ending. By the way, the real Aliida liked this story, with no deaths (except a cow or two) but she finds offal just awful, especially liver.
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Hee hee. Thank the real Alida for her kind comments, and she will undoubtedly grow to like liver when she realizes it healthful properties.
Glad you enjoyed the happy ending!
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Braxton’s farmer practicality is charming.
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Thank you Inese. Obviously I modelled it on myself!!
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So I thought. May your freezer never be empty!
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If he had his time again, Clarence wouldn’t have bought the giraffe.
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Thank you Doug. Your opening sentence shall make its appearance on Tuesday 26 January!
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Look forward to it.
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That is a meandering climax! I am happy at the sweetness of its close.
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Thank you. You would be good company for Emily Bronte.
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A very romantic story, even if it is full of shit.
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LOLz. The voice of experience!
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You’re welcome.
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Made for each other!
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Whenever they had a disagreement they could fry up a bit of liver!
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