This is a personal reflection which could be construed as a story. Outside my window, especially in the early mornings, there are usually two or three kingfishers sitting on the fence looking down into the long grass. Suddenly one of them will swoop down, gather something, and return to the fence. Presumably they are looking for insects or lizards or worms or whatever.
I like them. At primary school we were given a poem to learn off by heart by William Henry Davies called The Kingfisher:
It was the Rainbow gave thee birth, And left thee all her lovely hues; And, as her mother’s name was Tears, So runs it in thy blood to choose For haunts the lonely pools, and keep In company with trees that weep.
In all my years I have always wanted to find a kingfisher’s nest and never have. They peck a tunnel/cave into a dirt bank and raise a family in there. The local farmer said that at the back of his farm there is a bank where the kingfishers have their nests. And then…
Just out my window, on a clay bank, a pair of kingfishers pecked a hole! They dug a cave and presumably laid some eggs. I didn’t like to go too near lest a disturbance drove them away. Things settled down. I rarely saw the pair but could hear them calling all the time with their repetitive call. Meanwhile the bank below the hole was collecting more and more poo.
That’s all there is to see. No sight of babies, but poo poo poo.
A hole in a bank, repetitive calls, and poo poo poo. I’ve always been a bit of a romantic.
It’s pretty much a stroke of genius to use your front door for a latrine! Think of all the undesirable callers who will be kept away! Perhaps I shall give this a try!
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It’s the b/s inside that drives them away!
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I do hope they choose you to be godfather to the offspring.
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I don’t own a tomahawk.
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!!
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That is a really cool story. I certainly won’t poo-poo it.
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Thanks Herb. I shall name one of the babies after you by way of grateful thanks for such an awful pun.
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I’m glad that you’ve read some of your poems aloud, because I could really hear your voice in this piece.
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It’s amazing how quickly one learns to hear and recognize a voice – both audibly and stylistically. Glad you could hear my accentless voice.
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Pretty near. I’m deeply self-conscious about my atrocious midwestern accent.
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I like most American accents – although not that keen on the New England region (President Kennedy) accent. When I was at the Grand Canyon (alone) I asked this tourist couple to take my photo. They obliged. They were from Texas. OMG!!! I couldn’t believe the accent – and it was so slow! I’ve since learned to like it!
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God bless Texas.
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Okay, I got here easily from the reader when I typed in your blog name.
Is anyone else getting a warning message when trying to access Bruce’s comments?
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They’re possibly all banned. LOL
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Now that is a brilliantly poetic end, musical in its flight, fraught with visions of bird-poo and possibilities of winged beings born out of rainbows.
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Yes – something wonderful about kingfishers – and it’s not necessarily the poo.
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I would worship that poo! Lucky you!
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The poo is certainly a tell-tale sign.
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🙂
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Ha Ha Ha
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Lucky you Bruce, I can still count on one hand the times I’ve seen a kingfisher.
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Gosh! Over here kingfishers are quite common – I presume a different species of kingfisher from yours because it’s a native – and quite green on the back with a yellowish breast. In fact at present they are driving me a bit batty with their loud repetitive chirps – one lower note followed by four higher notes (sometimes five higher notes – that’s what drives me batty counting the chirps!!!)
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It’s not that they’re uncommon, but I don’t live near any suitable rivers or streams – the river here is very big and urban – when I’ve seen one it’s been in the dene by the small burn but they mustn’t stay all year round.
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I remember you spying a kingfisher in one of your postings.
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