It really was rather annoying. It was wearing her parents down to a frazzle. Aurelia wanted to try the local hedge maze. She was only nine years old. She wanted to do it on her own.
It was summer time. Every time they drove passed the maze place Aurelia would pester her parents.
“Can I go in the maze on my own?”
“I want to go in the maze.”
“Let me do the maze.”
“Monica went in the maze.”
“Muriel went in the maze.”
“Why am I the only one not to have done the maze?”
Enough is enough! Aurelia’s mother stopped the car (she was driving).
“Here’s four dollars,” said her father. “We’ll pick you up in an hour.”
That was seventeen hours ago.
That is incredible value for money
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Yes – I thought it was cheap but I’ve never been in a maize. 17 hours of fun for $4 – I haven’t had that amount of fun in years.
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I heard that Muriel stayed in there for days. Life’s just not fair.
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There’s very little tender-heartedness left in the world. Everyone seems to want to kill the poor kid off!
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It’s a good idea. That way we don’t need to decide whether to send them back to school or not.
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Excellent. Send the lot into the maze and block the entrance. On second thoughts, just send in the teachers union.
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Just make sure they stick to social distancing guidelines!
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And wear goggles…
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Obviously.
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A statue of Aurelia stands in the middle of the maze now… as a memorial.
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That’s not a statue – they just propped up her skeleton to teach everyone a good lesson.
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With a gift shop behind it
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I was typing out a reply to your second comment and your comment disappeared and I can’t find it. I was going to say that you’ve been watching too much Iggy.
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LOL maybe so! I wonder if it went straight to your spam?
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It went into the trash. Honestly these computers have no sense of judgement.
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For some reason I thought that last line was going to read years instead of hours. Either way, that sniveling brat will finally have it out of her system.
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Initially I had “days” so great minds think alike!
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I’m sure she could have lived off the bugs in the yard.
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I like my bugs well cooked.
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Some are good raw.
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There’s that Stephen King touch again. I guess the parents were killed in a car crash?
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No – I suspect the parents simply had had enough of her.
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I am inclined to borrow Yvonne’s comment for want of a better one.
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I’ll settle with Stephen King twice!
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Having a déjà vu can be dangerous in a situation involving Stephen King. As you know, the first time is always a warning to be fulfilled in the next iteration.
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Ha! That’s a perceptive point!
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Hope they found her.
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Perhaps they’re still looking!
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So Aurelia finished the maze in half an hour (record time!) but her parents are currently celebrating on their way to Timbuktu…as for Monica and Muriel, well, they both went in the maze but nobody says they came out again!
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You always manage to put a positive slant on things, Andrea – like the parents go for a wonderful vacation to Timbuktu. And also getting rid of three little brats instead of just one…
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I think I’m learning from a master!
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Ha ha! That’s very kind.
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