It was possibly the most exciting thing that had happened to Clarence in a long time. It had been a terrible year; a terrible, terrible year. And now this happened! How wonderful!
In January his wife had died after a long and painful illness. He had nursed her over the weeks. It had brought him to the edge of life. The only thing that kept him going was the thought that if he went there would be no one left to care for his wife. Their only child, a daughter, had long disappeared overseas in pursuit of an alternative lifestyle.
It’s amazing how sometimes lifelong friends abandon you in times of need. Only a few came to her funeral. Friends over the years had drifted away during his wife’s illness and proved themselves no friends at all. That hurt Clarence more than anything. In fact he had trouble drumming up enough pallbearers to carry the coffin.
Clarence thought that the only solace would be in his garden, but that had gone to wilderness during his wife’s illness. Somehow, after the funeral, the heart had gone out of the garden. Clarence tried to tidy it up a bit but he didn’t make much progress. And then he entered a competition for a free garden makeover. There were a number of conditions; the garden had to be substantial in size; the owner had to go away (all expenses paid) for a whole week while the garden got its makeover; the owner had to trust the garden designer’s ability to come up with a creative concept. Clarence thought he fulfilled all the conditions.
The phone went. It was the television company. They were to record the makeover. Clarence’s garden was on the shortlist. Would he mind the television cameras coming to film the garden before anything was done?
Next, a garden designer visited in person. She interviewed Clarence. What would Clarence like to see in the garden? Did he want a water feature? A patio/barbecue area? Trees to block out not the sun but the neighbour’s prying eyes?
Clarence said he’d like to be surprised. They could do with the garden whatever was creative, whatever would make it lovely. He had just the one request; his late wife’s name was Iris. Would it be possible to have a garden bed of irises in her memory? Of course it was! What a fantastic idea!
Anyway, Clarence’s garden wasn’t selected in the final choice, so none of the above mattered.
That was cruel, Bruce.
That was very cruel.
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Thanks, João-Maria. I was just trying to reflect real life!
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Touché.
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I agree with the above.
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Thanks, Sylvie! I was just trying to reflect real life!
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Isn’t there too much of it at the moment? 🙂
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You’re probably right Sylvie – but I wrote this several months ago when all was well with the world!
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Same here. I am not in sync with the world..
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LOL!
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Bruce…thiat was low…even for you. That is some feat!
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Thanks, Max. You make me want to strive even harder to reach lower depths.
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With our encouragement/discouragement you will get there! It’s a team effort.
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With all this help we should reach the nadir of bastardry in no time.
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So close, but I’m sure putting the garden back together himself will help him come to terms with Iris’ death – the TV company did him a favour!
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I had a similar thought
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That’s life. Poor Clarence, but they probably could not put the soul back into the garden anyway.
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That’s a true thought.
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This a great TV concept. Let’s find a charismatic host with tight pants and get the cameras rolling.
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Let’s hope that the tight pants of the charismatic host don’t split when bending over to pull out a weed.
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As previously discussed, that’s a problem which can easily be fixed in post.
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Those post-fiddlings know how to do away with a lot of fun.
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Too true.
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Better off not being selected.
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Sometimes I think these stories need a good dose of pessimism.
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The desolation of the gardener was complete. The weaver of webs appears to be in a particularly dark mood.
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It is winter over here…!
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Now is the winter of discontent.
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And alas no son of York,
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WEAVERS, weaving at break of day,
Why do you weave a garment so gay? . . .
Blue as the wing of a halcyon wild,
We weave the robes of a new-born child.
Weavers, weaving at fall of night,
Why do you weave a garment so bright? . . .
Like the plumes of a peacock, purple and green,
We weave the marriage-veils of a queen.
Weavers, weaving solemn and still,
What do you weave in the moonlight chill? . . .
White as a feather and white as a cloud,
We weave a dead man’s funeral shroud.
(Indian Weavers by Sarojini Naidu)
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That;s fantastic! Is it the entire poem?
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Yes.
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