It’s such a shame. They were such a lovely couple. They were so down-to-earth – which is unusual for filthy rich personages.
To think how full of promise their lives had become! They had recently moved into their brand-new multimillion dollar mansion. It suited them down to the ground. It had a games room – or should I say “rooms”? The covered heated swimming pool was a delight. The tennis courts attracted so many genuine friends. The kitchen (Jacinta jokingly referred to it as a “my humble kitchenette”!) was big enough for Rufus, their world-class chef. In fact, Rufus had been with the household for years, ever since he was hired by Archibald’s first wife many years ago. Archibald joked that Rufus was the only real jewel in the family fortune.
And then last Thursday Jacinta’s body was found floating in the tropical aquarium. Archibald was devastated. How could she have drowned? He had suggested to her dozens of times not to overfeed the African banded barbs (Barbus fasciolatus). She wouldn’t listen. Fate had clearly decreed that she should drown in the fish tank because of her over-feeding fixation. How she fell in was anyone’s guess.
Some people are prone to tragedy. That is certainly the case with Archibald. Jacinta was his fourth wife to have inadvertently drowned in a tropical aquarium. Jacinta was the brightest star in my firmament of life, said Archibald. Rufus was more matter-of-fact: That’s the last time she’ll criticise my Caraway Crusted Pork Loin with Stewed Cabbage and Sautéed Apples.
Oh, we have got quite a team there! Is the Aquarium only place where wives tumble into?
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I’m not sure. All slipping into an aquarium sounds a bit fishy.
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Hmmm–I don’t think the butler did it.
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You’re probably right about the butler. How about the maid who does the ironing?
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Couldn’t have been the maid. She had a pressing engagement at the time of the “accident.” 🙂
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Well I’m glad that’s ironed out.
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Sounds like a suspicious chef!!!
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It’s amazing what people cook up about chefs.
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Ooh it’s a mystery, those chefs can be prima donnas, but maybe it was the aquarium keeper what did it, trying to protect those fish from over-feeding.
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Then again, she could’ve simply slipped on the slippery tiles bordering the tank… !
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This is exactly why I no longer have an aquarium. Or a personal chef. So dangerous!
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Having no chef is a recipe for disaster.
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And the police weren’t at all suspicious? Who’s he paying off?
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I think the police probably watered down the aquarium murders. (And as an addendum – I never try to fill holes in my murders! That’s for your more-than-captivating who-dunnits! I simply kill them off and leave them floating!)
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🙂 🙂
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Jacinta? What could it mean (are you unconsciously dreaming that another person with a very similar name disappear)?
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LOL!! I thought – Aha! her’s is a name I haven’t used in a story before!
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Hmmmm…
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