Being the solo mother of three boys kept Robin busy. Two of the boys were at school, but young Calvin was only four. Thank goodness! the house might be old, but it was paid for. The house had a number of antiquated features, such as a meat safe which these days with refrigerators was not needed. And it had an old deep bath tub that never got used because there was a shower.
Young Calvin was an enthusiast. He loved everything, especially spiders and bugs. Only this morning he was running around in the kitchen with a jar and lid trying to catch fruit flies that seemed to swarm where there was food. He caught a few fruit flies in an hour.
“Pets!” said Calvin. “I’m getting them for pets.”
Robin wasn’t an overly fussy mother but she liked to correct English when it mattered.
“You’re not collecting them FOR pets, dear,” said Robin. “You’re collecting them AS pets.”
Little did Robin realize; the fruit flies were FOR pets. Calvin was keeping and feeding his collection of daddy-long-legs in the bath.
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My family and other animals…
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I didn’t see that coming! You cleverly led me down the garden path with some red herrings this morning!
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The red herrings were squashed into the story like a tin of sardines!
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Ah, that Calvin. A budding Dr. Dolittle!
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Let’s hope he learns to talk to the spiders!
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I thought he was going to do some genetic experiments with those fruit flies, and make some great medical break-through.
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Curiosity killed the cat
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You hadn’t mentioned the cat in your story, that’s sneaky!
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Those propositions are tricky! And you’re very sneaky.
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I nearly rewrote the entire story early this morning leaving out the propositions – as I was most unhappy with them! But I had already recorded the audio and didn’t want to wake people asleep by recording a new version in early dawn! So I left everything as it was…
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Frig. Of course you understand I didn’t mean propositions. In the words of Trudeau-the-first “fuddle duddle”. Thank goodness you didn’t rewrite the story. For it is the lynchpin.
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I had presumed you had meant preposition but a proposition was far more exciting!
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One can only imagine the micro-climate in that old bath tub…
Meanwhile “I’ve got a cat for a pet,” sounds okay to me, even though I never thought of her as a gift to my dog. 🙂
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Talking of pets – the wretch landlord sent in a huge tractor with rotaries and mowed all the grass down yesterday (so it looks nice) and now the goat and cow have nothing to eat. Then she charged us $180 for the man to come and mow it. Hopefully we’ll get some rain and some grass will grow before winter – over here they stay outside all year, but even though there’s no snow, nothing much grows in winter. I too can take some comfort in the cat!
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Holy J.C. on a raft! You need to invite that landwtich for a (poison) sandwich…
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She stole all our lemons off the trees! I’m thinking of injecting the next lot that ripen with arsenic.
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Attaboy!
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I haven’t driven my car since Chloë died and this morning I went out to run the engine a bit so the battery won’t die, and I almost forgot to open the garage door to let the carbon monoxide out…so I caution you to remember which lemons have the arsenic and not use them yourself!
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There’s currently a court case in NZ of a woman who tried to commit suicide with arsenic and accidentally killed a kid instead with the laced food. A bitter lemon!
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Zestful, and slightly pithy
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Peels of laughter here… !
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🙂
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And the spiders will remain in the bath until Calvin pulls the food chain and they disappear down the plug-hole!
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They will reappear – goodness knows how and where from!
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Judging by the numbers, there is a spider factory in my back garden.
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They have manufacturing divisions around the world!
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Lovely – my sister used to collect mice for her pet snake.
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Give me fruit flies any time!
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Very resourceful that Calvin.
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Anyone who diminishes the fruit fly population is my friend!
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Robin was blessed with an enterprising son who apparently knew his English.
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He was probably an incorrigible little prick.
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