Saint Valentine was walking along the road singing hymns and divine canticles, when he espied the farmer’s daughter sitting in front of the barn brushing her golden hair with a silver comb.
He wolf-whistled. WOW! He couldn’t believe it! He’d never seen such a valuable comb.
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😀 😀 😀 I do believe I hurt myself laughing. Glad to see he remains “Saint.”
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Not an unchaste thought passed through his brain!
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Such a disappointment, although he was sinful in his lust for that comb. 😀 😀
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Nothing like a bit of lechery to brighten a Valentine’s morning!
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😀 😀 😀
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It’s the way you tell ’em!
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Thank you!
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“The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.” —Blaise Pascal
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I know – and Valentine’s covetousness of the comb certainly is sinful to all appearances!
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So the gifting of chocolates and red roses is nothing but a spurious corporate deceit to fool the populace of it’s money. We should be gifting silver combs!!
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Avoid the chocolate and the roses! (And your gravatar has disappeared!)
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Fear Not the pink haired one should appear soonish…….
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Oh thank goodness! I was worried that you had contracted some disease called verdigris!
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It would be a tragedy to contract verdigris on the feast of St Valentine!
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Now who’s pretty in pink? !
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I do believe it’s pretty pink pate Pauline!
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Did you feel the earthquake this afternoon, Pauline? Did it make your hair stand on end?
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Did YOU feel the earthquake, Bruce? I heard about it, but I have no idea if a quake in the Christchurch area would also affect where you are…..
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No I didn’t feel it – but they felt it in Wellington – which is about 1 and a half hours drive away. Our computers are set to give a loud “DING DONG” when an earthquake greater than 5 happens anywhere in the world!
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Scary…
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I never like them.
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And that’s why he’s a saint…
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Amen!
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I was counting on you to come up with something different on Valentine’s day. Thank you Bruce.
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Thank you Sylvie. And I hope many an anonymous admirer anonymously admires you today!
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No wonder the followers of Saint Valentine are so souped-up!
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They have a brush with Fate…
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Indeed! They are all Valentically wired.
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Clever as ever. Brilliant diversion from the norm
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Thanks!
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Whoever can play the Valentine Waltz on this comb and paper can have my father’s hand in marriage.
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Well thank goodness I can’t! I’d forgotten about the comb and paper instrument!
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😀 I’d say she was lucky…
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Yes indeed! A justifiable stance!
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You inspire so many great and funny comments 🙂
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They are very good – the commentators – aren’t they!
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Very 🙂
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