Mr Pawley was particular. He wasn’t a fusspot but he liked to do things in an orderly fashion. He was a widower and retired, and for his regular delight he would go to a different café each weekday, sit quietly at a table, and enjoy a latte. He would observe the world from such a perch.
Hardly a day passed without his pleasurable introspection being rudely interrupted in one way or another. Sometimes it was an over enthusiastic waitress. Sometimes it was a crying or screaming child. Sometimes it was a loud busybody gossip on the next table. Sometimes he sat in a draught. Sometimes the sun shone straight in his eyes. How rare was the perfect coffee in the perfect café!
On this day, however, it was perfect. The coffee was perfect. The table setting was perfect. The place was not too crowded and not too empty. The service was splendid. And the two old biddies within hearing distance were having an interesting discussion about… about this lady they once knew… what a ratbag she was! A lusty two-faced double-crosser!
The two old buddies certainly knew how to turn an ordinary instance of marital infidelity into a saga. But it wasn’t an “instance”, it was an habitual event. Mr Pawley had trouble controlling his laughter. They were that entertaining!
“Of course, she’s long dead now,” said Old Biddy Number 1.
“And not only that,” said Old Biddy Number 2, “but Mr Pawley apparently still has no inkling about the libidinousness of his late wife.”
To listen to the story being read click HERE!
Just goes to show you – listening in on others’ conversations has consequences. Hopefully not anyone’s personal experience. Where do you get these ideas???
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The ideas come out of the blue!
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Yes indeed it’s just as Noelle says! What is that old saw: ‘eavesdroppers never hear anything good about themselves’ Or their departed wives in this instance! Just when I was thinking it would be such a treat to go to the beach cafe and get a latte on this beautiful morning…… I think I’ll stay home and water the flowers 🙂
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Nah – go and get the Latte, and don’t overhear… !
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The day was perfect–till it wasn’t.
That’s 7 words, Bruce. I know it’s asking a lot, but I hope you have the time to read it.
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Seven is very good. I 8 my words.
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A perfectly cogent 8 word answer deserves another [8 words].
P.S. I think we can take the internet by storm (or by force) with our newfound passion for the 8 word format. Now if we could just incorporate swimsuit fashion into the thing we’d have a winner!
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LOL! Which accounts for just one lonely word.
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Oh no….poor Mr. Prawley.
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Oh, Mr Pawley, the missed opportunities!
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Maybe he was feeling Poorly…
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Prawley he was.
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If Mr. Pawley didn’t know about his wife’s tendency to seek comfort elsewhere, he must have been a pretty numb and dumb fellow.
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Just a typical jolly male I reckon… 😀
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He probably doesn’t even remember his wife! Love the picture – so melancholic…
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Thanks – unfortunately I “found” the picture but it evokes a lot!
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Lured me in and punched me right on the chin. Still chuckling.
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Excellent! 😀
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Oh no. How sad. Poor Mr. P. Perhaps he has a Doppelgänger.
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If he’d been using his Doppelgänger more frequently his wife may not have needed to go elsewhere.
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😂😂😂😂
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Ah, I almost feel sorry for the old crank!
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And so you should!
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It’s always that last line that makes the story!
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Thank you! I should really hone the skill a little further!
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You have indeed mastered the art!
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Thanks!
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It had to be the end !
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Totally sucked me in, will I never learn? 🙂 great work Bruce.
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LOL! You should me more on your toes by now!
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Perfect
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I didn’t expect that ending. I can see it now as if it were on film.
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Oh poor Mr Pawley, he should know that nothing is perfect 🙂
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I loved your trademark stroke right into the heart of the sky.
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Thanks!!
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