© Bruce Goodman 7 July 2015
Howard had a way with words; he shot from the hip; he pulled no punches; he was brutally honest; he told it like it was.
Anyway, at work he described a client, Mary-Lee, as “fat”.
Dear me! The chairperson at the meeting pointed out the inappropriateness of such a word.
“We don’t use the word fat to describe a person,” said the chairperson.
“Let’s just say then,” said Howard, “that she flattened a lot of grass in her youth.”
Howard is a poet!
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LOL! Your sensitivity shines through like a beacon in this dark world!
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🙂
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Ha ha, that’s a funny way to put it.
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Thanks!
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Honesty…as they say!
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😀
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I don’t get it……
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Well…
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Well… excuse please. (This is not being a good time for me.) I was only thinking that a man in fine fettle who was six-feet-six inches tall and weighed 200+ pounds and wore a size 15 shoe would probably also flatten a lot of grass even more than the corpulent Mary-lee….unless you mean she didn’t just walk in the grass, but wallowed and rolled around in it?
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I think Howard was implying that Mary-Lee was not only fat, but fat in her youth and suffered from a certain degree of promiscuity…
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Ok. Now that makes sense. Sometimes I’m dense.
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I’m surprised nobody gave Howard a fat lip for his blubber.
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Oh you’re such a sensitive soul! Actually, Howard was a real person but I changed the name. I came across him when I worked in Albuquerque (illegally of course!)
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Call a spade a spade, I say.
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Ha!
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I suppose you didn’t call the story Howard’s End, so he’ll be ok 🙂
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LOL! It’s not over until the fat lady sings!
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Or as Mr. Loveton might say, she leaves footprints in cement…
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Mr. Loveton had better not be talking about Mrs. Loveton!
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