© Bruce Goodman 8 July 2015
When old Mrs Bradshaw wasn’t knitting she was sewing. How she could sew a button back on a shirt in thirty seconds without hardly looking was anyone’s guess. How she could knit the most complex pattern while watching television was a marvel.
And generous to a fault. She would sew doll’s clothes for every doll in the street. There wasn’t a girl with a doll within a radius of a mile who hadn’t at some stage knocked on old Mrs Bradshaw’s door. And out came the clothes patterns: books and books of fashionable clothes designs. It was a girl to girl thing. Old Mrs Bradshaw would spend hours discussing and suggesting. You’d think the doll was about to walk down the carpet to the Oscars.
Year after year, old Mrs Bradshaw won the quilting section at the annual craft show. No one minded her monopoly on the first prize.
“Yes of course, dear. You buy the wool and I’ll knit you a pullover. What sort of pattern would you like? You get the fabric and I’ll make you a quilt. Yes, yes. Bring your trousers here and I’ll take them up.”
And all for nothing. She never charged.
To think that now she’s dead. Dear old Mrs Bradshaw. Always so generous. Even her pre-planned death notice stated: In lieu of flowers please make a donation to the Salvation Army’s charitable fund. Her funeral was packed.
The Salvation Army got two dollars seventy.
Oh, Lord, I guess the generosity all went one way.
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Thanks – yes, as is sometimes the case! People seem to be wary of freebies!
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Maybe if they’d had a band playing they’d have got more moolah. It was said of old Mrs. Bradshaw that she never lost her buttons.
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That’s right! She never lost her buttons even when she was needled by prickly people.
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Oh the irony of it!
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🙂 Although in latter years she never iron-ed a thing!
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She’s knitting her brows as the outcome of your yarn. Goes to show that we don’t always reap what we sew.
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LOL! Glad you were able to follow the thread of the story.
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And those poor blokes from he Salvation Army, having attended her crowded funeral were on pins and needles with excitement about all the donations they were going to get!
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Hee hee! At least mourners weren’t button-holed into giving.
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She been donating her time to a bunch of tightwads all those years. But I believe in cosmic retribution!
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They will get their comeuppence!
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Too early in the day, and not enough caffeine yet. As much as I enjoyed and appreciated your work, why, oh why was my mind filled with something I saw on a noticeboard some years ago?
Sadly, in these politically correct days, it would probably cause a lot of tutting, were I to repeat it in such a near-public place.
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Drink up! Drink up! Repeat! Repeat!
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I now have to read these out to Jackie – you’ve definitely got another fan
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OMG! I’m starting to feel like “One Direction”!
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Never understood the expression cute as a button. Great story as ever
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Thanks. I suppose one could pick holes in the button expression! 🙂
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It could well needle some people
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Especially if they never cottoned on to things.
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Sew it goes
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I’m not sure which is the more entertaining – your story or the comments that followed. 😀 😀
Another good Goodman. Keep ’em coming, Bruce.
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😀 Thanks. Some of the comments are good, are they knot?
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I’ll say! 😄
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