© Bruce Goodman 15 June 2015
You could’ve knocked Heather over with a feather.
They named a Street after her son, Pete.
Then they named a Drive after her second son, Clive.
“How come they don’t name something after me?” asked Heather’s third son, Lane.
Weave a Web 
Hilarious! The wit here is so cool that I can picture certain folks I know saying “Huh? I don’t get it.”
(She should have named the third son Ray..or Beauregard…)
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Believe me, I tried every name under the sun. The story kept re-appearing and I kept discarding it. In the end, I had to post it to get rid of it!
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Some good ideas are like that. You done good.
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Thanks!
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Good one!
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Thanks!
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It’s a Catch-22 kind of situation.
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Sort of a Circular Lane…
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Here I was thinking Heather would get some action, like having a typhoon named after her…
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Just because Heather rhymes with weather!
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😆😆 Good one.
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I fear it may be a little trite!
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Clever Goose, Bruce!
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I too would like to make a rhyme, Oscar, but my Spanish is so poor that I fear I could simply mis-rhyme the pronunciation of your name!
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The Spanish rhyme would be too facile, it’s the English that takes a while, so I can’t concur, said Oscar.
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Oscar rhymes with cur – a dog?
And dog rhymes with blog.
And Plascencia seems to rhyme with sweet f-all!
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Touché! 😊
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Love your wit 🙂 Maybe he could marry Penny?
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LOL! Darn – I should’ve thought of that!
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There are a lot of Third Lane in my locality…or rather Third Cross Lanes
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🙂 That would be perfect!
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Beats me too!
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