© Bruce Goodman 30 May 2015
Malcolm developed an interest in canaries. He was an enthusiast. His sudden venture into keeping and breeding canaries came right out of the blue.
He built a fairly large aviary, as well as smaller breeding cages. And he purchased fifteen canaries and a goldfinch: two pairs of red factors, a pair of pink, a pair of peach, a pair of green, a pair of bronze, and three canary yellow. One of the yellow ones he put with the goldfinch. Apparently if they crossbred they made the best singers of all.
One of the red factor pairs made a nest and hatched three babies. All babies died. A peach and a pink died, so Malcolm put the two remaining peach and pink together, even though they were both males. The goldfinch escaped, and the rest of the sorry bunch didn’t lay an egg between them.
Malcolm lost interest. They kind of all escaped through the “accidentally left open” aviary door into the wild where they presumably died.
Malcolm developed an interest in hydroponic gardening. He was an enthusiast. His sudden venture into hydroponic gardening came right out of the blue…
Sheer brilliance, Bruce. You just planted the seed for us to work out the rest
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Thanks, Derrick. I just realised that “brilliance” and “bruce” both start and end with the same two letters. There is a vast difference however between “illian” and “u” 😀
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And the quest goes on…..
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I have a brother just like it! Hope your arthritis is taking a hike…
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Boy would I love to take a hike, myself!
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Crikey – I know someone like that too …..
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I forgot about that word “crikey”. Crikey Dick, it’s a great word! I must use it!
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Absolutely! I still trot it out occasionally – in polite company 🙂
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Perfect!
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Thanks!
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There’s a beach town in Delaware called Rehobeth. A couple streets are full of budgies gone wild as well as parrots, which make enormous nests and a lot of noise. So I think those birds have colonized someplace.
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I think budgies are a variety of Australian parrot… I must google it and try to avoid the place!
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Ah, so that’s why you were killing them off!
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LOL!
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I see a drought ahead.
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Let it rain sunshine!
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The guy who loved opposite my house had a sudden interest in rearing lovebirds. He started off by breeding six pairs. But the male or female of one of the pairs died. The other mourned his loss so patnetically….even worse than us humans. The five remaining pairs took an instant dislike to the bereaved bird and the whole day they pecked and hurt the bird till it died. The whole day the cresendo of the birds chirpping was terrible. Birds can be really cruel….even worse than us humans.The guy gave up tne idea of rearing birds.And he has NOT picked up any other interest out of the blue. Thank God for that.
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Thanks for that. It would make a wondrous and cruel story in itself.
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The Budgerigar is most certainly an Australian bird Bruce! Love this story! Signed your follower from Down Under! 🙂
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Thanks for that. I have to admit that It’s a little more colourful than a kiwi!
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Wonderful. A truly woven web that took me every which way and then left me reaching for the dictionary. A quite brilliant story!
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Thank you, Simon! The red factor canaries aspect is modelled on my father; the hydroponic gardening is modelled on a brother… Personally, I’m still looking for a string of hobbies I can abandon!
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Like all good stories, it rang true. I’ve decided to abandon golf…before taking it up, thereby saving several hundred pounds which I can now spend on a holiday with Tamsin.
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Yes! It’s excellent economics to abandon ones enthusiasms prematurely.
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I had to use a dictionary too!
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Damn it – all these people who own a dictionary!
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What’s another word for thesaurus? 😉
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I call it Roget’s. It’s easier to spell than thesaurus (which presumably is a species of dinosaur) and it uses less ink.
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Synonymic ostomaticon .
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See, Alex – Cynthia’s on to it! When words are used that do not appear even on Google, one knows one is dealing with a brainbox!
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I know a perfect nut when I see him, or read on ‘Weave a Web’.
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Thanks for the compliment!
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