“There’s no doubt that my pet cat rules the roost,” declared Joyce from Kentucky.
“He certainly is something to crow about,” answered Maisie Fina’fi’fau’u’fi’ from Hawai’i.
“Your cat’s not chicken when it comes to sorting out who’s in charge,” expounded Angelica Angelico from Luxembourg.
“I don’t think a cat is a paltry thing,” joked Norma from Nigeria.
“It’s not only fun, but it’s so educational being on Facebook,” wrote Sheila Plonk from New South Wales.
Weave a Web 
This piece was sheer poultry.
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Cluck cluck.
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I could feel your cat losing one of its nine lives for every comment that got inserted into its body like a stiletto knife. Still, it has 4 lives left to go. That ought to last it out the summer, at least. Three killer heat waves should take it down to 1 life by September.
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I intend being more merciful and helping it die (in a story only) of lead poisoning (one of my brother’s nicknames for a bullet).
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Facebook is the best.
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Let us know when you run out of grease!
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I’ll post it on Facebook. That way everyone will know. Especially Mark.
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Mark zucks.
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Lolzck.
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Hey, I am from Victoria. Sheila Plonk.
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When I was in North Carolina I thought about renting a house on Plonk Road but it was a bit too far out of town.
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That would have been right up your alley.
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Oh, Bruce. You gotta be kitten me with all of these bird puns.
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Litterally kitten you.
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That is what happens when you get irreversibly inverted ideas about feline pets, is what methinks from you know where.
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My cat has got very bossy since the dog died.
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Time to get a new dog.
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They’re so jolly expensive.
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Out here in this corner of the planet, if I wish to adopt one of the local breeds they don’t cost me a dime, except in vaccinations and the odd visit to the veterinary clinics. They are also generally disease free and very loyal, which is true of the entire species. Exotic ones are as expensive as they can get.
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Over here the authorities come and inspect you house to see if you are worthy to have a dog and you pay hundreds.
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That’s preposterous, Bruce.
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