Murphy had been Murphy’s mother’s maiden name. He was not particularly enamoured of it. Most people, before they laid eyes on him, wondered if Murphy was going to be a boy or a girl. Once they laid eyes on him of course there was no mistaking his gender. Murphy was a boy!
His father had hailed from Madagascar.
One of the things that Murphy liked about his name was the nickname he had been given at school: Spud. Murphy was the colloquial name for a potato. It sort of rhymed with Stud and Bud and Crud and Mud. In fact from about the age of fifteen he started to introduce himself as Spud. “Hi,” he would say extending a hand of introduction, “I’m Spud Rajaonarimampianina.”
Even his mother sometimes called him Spud.
When Spud got married his wife’s name was Marsha. It didn’t take long for some to start calling her Mash. Mashed Spud were quite the couple around town. Everyone knew who Mashed Spud were. In fact, Mash was the chairperson of the local School Board and Spud was elected to the City Council. It helped that no one knew how to pronounce Rajaonarimampianina.
Good old fashioned fun. Nice!
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You must like mashed potato! I do!
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Quite! Excellent with meatloaf, but goes with everything. Also great with peas.
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Mashed potatoes, peas, saveloys, tomato sauce!
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How do you pronounce spud?
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Po – as in Edgar Alan
ta – rhymes with day
to – as in those things on the end of your foot.
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I dig that.
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It has a peel.
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Doesn’t bug me.
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They were good folks…not agi-taters.
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They fried to be good citizens.
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Like Spud said…I yam what I yam.
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Don’t be so hash, Brown – I mean Max.
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I’m glad Spud didn’t turn out to be some common tater.
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Common tater are inclined to be either floury or waxy.
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That was quite a mashed up name. But the protagonist has apparently coped up well. It was an amusing anecdote, even if a tad mashed up.
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I had to say his father was from Madagascar just to get a long name: that or a Sri Lankan name but most of the Sri Lankan long names seem to be famous cricketers.
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I suspect so.
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These emigres know how to blend in! Or mash in.
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I’m disappointed that there’s no recording of your reading ‘Rajaonarimampianina.’
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You copy-and-paster you!
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I haven’t got time for otherwise!
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