The jolly internet has gone down. It sometimes does that during a storm. Apparently there’s a raging wind outside so I’m not surprised that things have got a bit shaky. The trouble is I’ve got a deadline to get an article to a local paper within the next two hours, which is why I got out of bed so early to write it. The Tourist Bureau puts out a free newspaper every week. I had better get the article ready in preparation to send the minute the internet connection comes back. I said I would report on the weather and surf conditions at the beach at Whangamata, which is fifty miles away. It’s the summer season, and people will want to check things before coming to the beach.
Early this morning I took a stroll along the beach at Whangamata. People, even at this early hour, were taking their dogs for a walk, throwing sticks and Frisbees. A couple of runners were enjoying the early morning to get in their exercise for the day. The sunrise was magnificent. It transformed the sea and its gentle waves into summer gold! Already several groups of people were setting up where clearly they were going to spend the day, swimming and lying in the brilliant sunshine. I expected the beach to get fairly crowded as the day progressed, and indeed I was right. As I returned from my walk a lot of sun-worshippers had descended on the beach with hampers loaded with picnic lunches. It was to be a typical day at the lovely Whangamata beach.
I asked one gentleman with a fishing rod where the best places to fish were, and he said anywhere beyond the swimming flags placed there by the surf life-savers. I also asked if he ever caught anything, and he said he got the occasional snapper and also gurnard, especially when the weather was brilliant like it is today. With his electric Kontiki longline fishing line the baited fishhooks could be taken way out to sea in such calm weather. The snapper and gurnard come a bit closer to shore in the spring and return to the depths in the autumn, so hooking them in summer is within the Kontiki’s range.
So come on down, visitors to the region! It’s safe! It’s sunny! Grab a towel and head for the beach! It’s always summer at Whangmata!
I see the internet is now back up, so I’ll send this article to the editor before this frightful weather outside causes an electric blackout.
Who ever believes the weather anyway?! Just like that cute little fella at the top of the page can’t possibly be the maestro of murder and mayhem we know and love…
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That photo was my first day at school!!!
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You’ll tell us anything!
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Ha ha! There were three of us (a country school – Annette Cheer, Michael Satchwell, and myself! Decima Alder joined us later in the year.) In NZ – there was no pre-school kindy in those days – school starts usually on your 5th birthday.
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I read the article twice looking for some hidden hints about something dark brewing around the lovely Whangamata Beach. No hints, just an ordinary weather report. Unless the snappers and gurnards are not what they seem…
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One never knows when one has hooked a fish!
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Bruce is secretly teaching us to be more critical, careful, analytical readers, it seems. We’ll never fall for false news.
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With this training – never!
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He he!
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The weather reporter is an ace fantasy writer. And he hates the lot that loiters on Whangamata Beach.
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I have a cousin who lives at Whangamata Beach – in fact 2 cousins – and contrary to what the reporter might surmise they are quite nice!
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Let’s hope Whangamata beach gets a good turnout. Hopefully they don’t get burned to a crisp.
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The beach is not in Australia! (nor ColOmbia!)
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I like your emphasis on the O in Colombia Bruce. You have a fine memory! Haha. I just looked up the beach. It looks divine! Is that near you?
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The beach is not near me – but it used to be – and I have 1 cousin living there permanently and another with a holiday house there.
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I see, the beach moved away from you. That’s quite extraordinary…. Sorry I’m in a silly mood today Bruce. I hope you get to revisit that gorgeous place and visit your relo’s.
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