Creative people think that there are nine Muses. In fact, there are ten, and I happen to be the tenth. I am known as the Peripatetic Muse because my job is to move from one Muse position to another, so that the nine traditional Muses can take their annual vacation in turn.
Of course, each Muse takes a month off, so I get to operate for them for nine months of the year. The remaining three months I spend planning and preparing for my next nine month stint.
I don’t fill in for each Muse along the same lines as each. For example, when I replace Thalia for a month I’m not inspiring comedy writers to create comedies. When I replace Erato for a month I’m not inspiring poets to pen love poetry.
My function is different. It’s why you never hear of me, because it would ruin my ability to operate freely. Ever heard of writer’s block? That’s me! I help people write comedies (and even tell jokes) that aren’t funny or happy. My task is to make lovers write such appalling doggerel that relationships end in tatters. I inspire aspiring artist to toss their notebooks into the fire. Replacing Calliope is my favourite; I make people compose bombastic crap. When replacing Polymnia several years ago I had my greatest triumph: I invented rap.
Naturally (don’t we all?) I have a wee hobby on the side. I inspire people to write blogs. But shhhh! Don’t tell a soul.
Aha! Now we know the secret of (other folks’) blogs!
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I thought everybody knew the secret of blogs!
You haven’t posted for a while Yvonne. We are getting starved – malnutrition is setting in…
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My blogging pantry is empty. I need a trip to Italy, I guess.
Oh boy, now it’s 18. 😦
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Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
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Thanks, Sarah, for that concise, incisive comment!
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I’m pretty good with words.
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LOL
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Well, at least now I know why I’ve been speechless of late.
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You took the words right out of my mouth!
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Hey, that reminds me of a song …
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That shows your age, Yvonne!
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She probably inspires OTHER blogs. None at this site -right?
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I think the Peripatetic Muse hovers around my neck of the woods quite frequently!!
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That explains a lot about the writing process 🙂
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I must admit (on a serious note) that I often wonder where an idea comes from. Sometimes I think that something like the Muses must be at work. The human brain is a lot more complex than Artificial Intelligence developers care to admit!
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Perfect explanation to many things… Must be a true story.
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Inadvertently true!!
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