Garth and Ken got on like a house on fire. It was one of those friendships that appeared out of nowhere. Garth had made a fairly rare visit to a pub, and there was Ken. They struck up conversation, and the rest was history. Before long their wives and kids had met, and they were off on a joint family camping trip.
The wives got on pretty well, but the men were soul spirits.
“We’ve known each other all our lives,” they said. “We just hadn’t met.” It was a friendship which didn’t require knocking on the other’s door before entering. You could borrow a cup of sugar without really needing to ask. They didn’t “pee in each other’s pockets” but it was a genuine friendship that worked.
Which is why it was surprising when Ken was found guilty of murdering Garth.
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Oh, no!
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I sent you an Easter greeting in Greek!!! and WordPress wouldn’t accept it! So Happy Easter!
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What? Why? More!
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The “more” is up to other talented writers – such as yourself!
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Nothing is surprising in your stories Bruce! 🙂
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Well, having lost the ability to surprise it is therefore nearing the time to retire – which I shall on September 10th!
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Will that be your 1000th story? What a feat that will be – will you have a party? In the meantime you really have to find another way to make me splurt my coffee all over the keyboard first thing in the morning – you can’t possibly retire without leaving me [and your other loyal readers] at least a little startled if not highly amused!
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There will be no party – as T.S. Eliot wrote: “not with a bang but a whimper”! The 1000th story is due on July 6th. I was aiming to finish at 1001 stories (the number of Arabian Nights – even though Arabian Nights has only about 250 stories!). But then I’m going (I think) to continue until September 10th because that will make 1066 stories and all that – and since a number of them shall be deleted because they’re not really stories (e.g. strolls around my garden) I like to have a few spares up my sleeve.
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Whether it’s a bang or a whimper it will still be a tremendous accomplishment!
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Ai-yi-yi!!!
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I always wondered how to spell that expression!
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Let’s see who comes up with a different spelling!
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The lyrics to the song Cielito Lindo spell it: ay, ay, ay, ay…..but of course that’s in Spanish 🙂
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Eye Yhy Yhy?
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Or, for the egotist: I, I, I…
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Ken was secretly envious of Garth and only pretended to like him…no, wait…
Ken fell off a bridge and Garth jumped into the water as if to save him, but it was Garth what drowned…no, wait..
Ken found out that Garth was sexually abusing one of his daughters….no, wait…
Garth was having secret trysts with Ken’s wife…no, wait…
Garth and Ken went deer hunting and Ken “mistakenly” thought Garth was a deer in the forest…
Garth discovered that Ken was embezzling money and threatened to turn him in to the law….
Garth actually did pee in Ken’s pocket….
no…wait…wait…
“It was surprising….” ( Probably to everyone but Garth and Ken.)
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of man? Only the shadow knows.
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Close but no cigar!!!
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Story of my life. 😦
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I think I’ll stick with Ryan Impink’s stories. At least his endings can be untangled. BTW, did you see he’s back online?
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Yes – he disappeared for a while. He was planning at one stage (from Brazil) to open some sort of children’s school?? in the States?? My story today – incidentally – is quite untangled. The guy’s as dead as a doornail!
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Your and my synapse clearly fire differently. 😦
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I always thought a synapse was a German drink and they all taste like methylated spirits to me!
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Why oh why oh why oh why? Maybe Garth made a move on him….
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In fiction, one never knows until something is made up… !
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I cannot do any better than Cynthia, or… why ?
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That’s a very good question!
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Strange are the callings of the soul. I am sure Garth would have extended full help to Ken in that ultimate act.
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Cutting his head off would’ve been like trying to get blood out of a stone!
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Your stories are full of surprises, Bruce. Please don’t retire – at least not on July 6th, because the next day is my birthday
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You still can count that high?
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Only for special dates 🙂
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murdering Garth… why 😕
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I did not see that coming. Same went for Garth I assume.
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