Jonathan applied for a job at the weather place: the Meteorological Office. There were over two hundred applicants. Goodness! What chance did Jonathan have? So many of the applicants had climatic skills equal to Jonathan’s.
The interviews were held. The applicants were whittled down to ten. Jonathan’s name was among them.
Further interviews were scheduled. Two applicants were named. Jonathan’s name was one of the two. Yes! Yes!
And in the end, guess who got the job? Guess who! Guess who! Jonathan! It was Jonathan!
When push came to shove both candidates were identical in knowledge and experience. Both had breezy personalities. Both were industrious. But Jonathan had the edge. He had listed ballroom dancing as one of his interests. It was something the other candidate lacked.
Jonathan literally waltzed in.
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May I comment that this is the longest lead-in to a pun i have ever read? And ouch!
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LOL! Well now you know why they rarely get the weather accurate!
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Jonathan went on to become a most popular weather presenter on TV and soon, as a minor celebrity, was asked to take part in ‘Dancing With the Stars’. Jonathan elevated meteorology to dizzying heights as he not only waltzed, but also tangoed, fox-trotted, jived and hip-hopped his way to mirror ball fame. Jonathan quickly gave up weather presenting and opened a dance studio. The Meteorological Office declined to hire anyone else who listed ballroom dancing as an interest saying ‘They waltz in, they waltz out…..’.
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Thanks for that, Pauline. The story seems to be getting a bit tangoled.
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[groan] 😉
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And that’s one of my better ones.
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Cha-cha-charming shaggy dog story!
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Whoop! Whoop! Hula-hoop!
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I am sure this story was inspired by the latest shake-up in the weather department at TV1
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They need a good shake-up at the weather office. A good cyclone might blow some of the old dust away. I hope they change the weather presenters and give us some fine weather for a change!
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He’d better watch who he waltzes with…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44NrFiVQP3U
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😦 ooo – it said the video was not available! 😦
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Bummer. Search “Waltzing with Bears,” and see if you get something you can listen to.
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I have always liked that song, Lisa….and I have a real uncle whose name is Walter, so we like to tease him with that song! Wah…wah…wawah… 🙂
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I never knew that song before!
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And the fact the bears came and took him away!
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Groan
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Thanks for your appreciation, Derrick. Everyone needs a reliable critic to appropriately show their wonderment at the groanability of things.
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Absolutely
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Wasn’t I the one Jonathan beat to the finals? I am as lead-footed as it can get.
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Look on the bright side – your knowledge of the weather is superb!
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