Just because we are a whole lot of wriggling worms all crammed into a confined space doesn’t mean to say we’re unintelligent, dumb invertebrates. What people don’t seem to realize is that we work as a team, rather like ants or bees. We should be viewed as a collective entity. Each individual worm contributes to the whole. Indeed, we’re not a mere collection of disgusting worms in a box. Our aim if we work cooperatively is to take over the world.
It helps that we’re hermaphrodites, especially when crammed up into such a restricted space. You never know if it’s a boy or a girl you are wriggling next to. It doesn’t matter. It enables us to multiply exponentially. We’ll take over the world at the drop of a hat.
Several million of us have volunteered for this mission. In fact, there are quite a few boxes of us making our way to a fertile plain where we can set up base. Not every box of worms will make it to the planned destination, but hopefully a couple of boxes will arrive intact.
Already word has it that the air force has shot down three or four of the balloons that were carrying us to our journey’s end. Whether or not any worm communities survived the thousands of feet fall into icy waters remains to be seen. Even the balloon we made disguised as coming from China has been shot down. It was to be the masterpiece of the revolution.
The glorious thing is that the Government is utterly bamboozled by us. They can’t work out why worms should be ballooning through their airspace. Hence they are too afraid to announce anything to the public. They would look silly if they simply said that each balloon was carrying a can of worms. Hopefully we can get other communities of worms around the world to join our revolutionary collective. And when we do…
Yup a new worm order. Definitely. I thought these balloons were from outer space. Some people were saying that it was project blue beam or something. I guess we were all wrong. On a serious note, if the government isn’t telling you what it is clearly, and it’s not 1 but 4 UFOs (one being the size of a car) it might as well be worms lol
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Originally the worms were from outer space but the story got too convoluted!
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It’s a diet of worms!
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That is a highly erudite comment!
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I knew you’d appreciate it
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I don’t think Martin Luther would have though.
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😂
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A worm revolution…I love it…plus I hope they come to my town…I love to fish. You all sound united…true soil-mates!
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You have so many interests Max! I took up fishing once and never caught anything. I think I still have my rod somewhere.
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Yea you have good and bad days…the fun of fishing to me is the relaxing nature of it…and when you go with people you have time to bond.
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Sounds like something out of ‘Invasion Of The Vege Patches.’
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Cabbage Patch Dolls unite!
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Wow! Now this is a fine kettle of fish.
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A veritable meteor shower
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I read this blog for the high quality journalisms.
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Thank you. I see you’re not just a pretty face.
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Though I am that too.
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I don’t understand the complaint about the government which is itself a can of worms. They’re all ready here, run for the hills!
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The Chinese have got you covered – even in the hills.
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Personally, I thought it would be rats which would take over, or the shrimps, if Peter Jackson’s film is to be believed ( but what do I know).
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The worms always worm their way in.
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OK, you win 🙂
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Oh, now it all makes sense.
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Glad to have clarified things.
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