I was so glad I had my phone with me. I was walking quietly along the beach and this woman was letting her toddler paddle in the ripples at the shoreline. Suddenly, just as I passed, an orca (also known as a killer whale) appeared from nowhere, grabbed the toddler and went CHOMP!
The mother went into shock and simply stood there saying “My baby! My baby!”
I was so glad I had my phone with me and was able to take a photo. If I hadn’t had such a presence of mind my mates would never have believed me when I told them the story.
I walked further along the beach hoping to catch another attack. There were a few parents taking their toddlers for a paddle but the orca seemed to have been satisfied with just the one. It might be because orcas are known to attack humans only when they are in captivity. All in all it was a bit disappointing really.
What a bummer. Maybe you’ll get lucky and see a Great White chew someone’s leg off.
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A slow callous whipping by a stingray’s tail could also be interesting.
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It’s odd he only wanted one, eh?
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Not a greedy orca obviously.
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Whose in captivity? The orca or the toddler? Maybe the aquarium keeps a supply of toddlers around?
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I knew someone would point out – is it the toddler or the orca? I tried changing it but the sentence got so complicated that I thought every intelligent person (such as yourself) would know it was the toddler that was in captivity!
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too bad you didn’t take a video… could have sold it for a fortune… or at least have it go viral…
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That’s a good point. Virology is not my strong point.
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Great story, you made me read it twice ;))
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I hope you didn’t read it twice because you have a short memory!
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Haha, no, is just a good habit of good short people to read out loud good short stories written by good man to good short others too 🙂
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The toddler was just a mid afternoon snack. Sort of like a small seal.
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Yes – I have an image of a seal getting devoured. I may have seen it on the news a while back.
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The other thing they do is follow fishing boats that are trolling and snatch the fish off the lines!
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They must think like humans!
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There is always next time. Have the camera ready.
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I don’t have a phone with a camera – which is why I make things up instead.
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Imagination is hard to come by these days…it’s not needed…just watch the news.
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Watch the news? Max, you’re trying to get me to curse aren’t you?
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I know Bruce…I refuse to watch it. I have liberal and conservative friends who only want to talk about politics…I tell them…there is music and art in the world…and you want to talk about this?
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Clinton played the sax. Oops!
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LOL… thats not all he played..
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Ha!
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Of all the presidents…he is the one I would love to have a beer with.
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Ha, ha! The real humour is that this is something that might really happen!
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Very little happens these days without it getting filmed!
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Oh for 5 seconds of fame on the TV news.
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Yes – I’m a bit of a failure when it comes to 5 seconds of fame. Fame passed me over!
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One can be thankful.
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I wonder if humans only attack Orcas when they are in captivity, or does it only work one way?
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It works only one way – the aquarium manager actually ties up the victim in a seaweed organic rope and places it (the child – no older than 7) on the edge of the pool. Some Greenies objected to the practice but it was pointed out that the orcas were treated humanely.
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That seems like solid reasoning.
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I trust the niggling issue of captivity is immaterial in the face of spine chilling butchery for breakfast.
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Never again (to avoid multitudinous comments) will I leave an ambiguous phrase biguous.
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This made me LOL great story.
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Glad to have LOLled you!
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Always a disappointment when only one toddler dies.
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Especially when it involves an orca.
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A harrowing indictment of the brutal voyeurism of our modern society!
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Yes, not only is everything photographed but it’s then used in ways never intended.
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