Eva: Goodness gracious! I was just thinking about you Chad, and here I am bumping into you in the street! How’s it going these days?
Chad: Things are going well, thanks Eva. I’m just back from buying a new car. It’s bright red.
Eva: Can we see it from here?
Chad: No. I just parked it around the corner. I should have said, Good Lord! My car has been stolen!
Passing pedestrian: Did you hear that Mabel? That poor man has just had his car stolen. You can’t trust to park anywhere in town these days. Crime has gone berserk.
Bystander I: Did you hear that everyone? This guy here has just had his car stolen in broad daylight. It pays to may sure you lock things up securely.
Bystander II: Oh you poor man. Do you live far away? Could I drop you off at home or at the police station?
Chad: The police station is just around the corner. I’ll walk there, but thanks for the kind offer.
Eva: This is what happens when you defund the police. Crime goes up.
Chad: Come along Eva. We’ll walk around the corner to the police station.
Two minutes later…
Chad: Oh my God!
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