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1020. Denis the hacker


Denis was a master hacker. He could hack into anyone’s computer. He just had to sit at home and hack away. It might be naughty, but it was pretty phenomenal.

Then one day Denis was hacking away and discovered that someone else was hacking into his own computer. What right did they have to do that? They were clearly changing items on his grocery list.

Naturally, Denis was outraged. He reported them to the police.

570. Hacked off

© Bruce Goodman 3 May 2015


Barney wasn’t just the jealous kind, he was also a nerd. His girlfriend was Amelia. Amelia wasn’t too much of a small fry when it came to internet technology as well.

Barney, fearful that Amelia was “seeing someone else”, hacked into her computer and followed her emails with intense emotion.

Amelia, aware of Barney’s watchfulness, concocted a whole string of emails from fictional lovers. Some even suggested a certain degree of graphic detail.

Barney was devastated. Consumed. Sick to the core.

Delighting in her success, Amelia got friends to send to her anonymous emails from fictional lovers. They all watched as Barney hacked away. The fun of it!

Barney was last seen attaching a hose to the exhaust of his automobile.