Waiter! Take this steak away. You know I always have it rare and this is overcooked. You might as well have served up a piece of charcoal.
Waiter! I like my carrots a little crisp. Take them away and bring some vegetables properly cooked, not something that’s had the living daylights boiled out of it.
Waiter! Were these eggs cooked yesterday? They’re as cold and hard as a rock. Take them away and bring me eggs done the way I like them.
Waiter! You expecting a tip? The service here is appalling. You won’t be getting a dime from me.
So why do you always eat here?
Because this is the only restaurant in town that does things the way I like it.