Arnie’s teacher set the class a creative writing assignment: Write a four page story about writing a story. Here is Arnie’s effort:
Jack wrote a story about writing a story. It started like this:
Jack wrote a story about writing a story. It started like this:
Jack wrote a story about writing a story. It started like this:
Jack wrote a story about writing a story. It started like this:
Jack wrote a story about writing a story. It started like this:
Jack wrote a story about writing a story. It started like this:
Jack wrote a story about writing a story. It started like this:
Jack wrote a story about writing a story. It started like this:
Jack wrote a story about writing a story. It started like this:
(This went on for four pages. The teacher was unimpressed. In the long run it didn’t matter because Arnie was expelled from school for not having his main character wear a mask).