Little Red Riding Hood was skipping her way merrily through the forest, holding a basket of food that she was taking to her grandmother.
Suddenly a wolf appeared from nowhere.
“What big teeth you have,” said the wolf.
“There’s no need to get personal,” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“What big feet you have,” said the wolf.
“Now you’re getting silly,” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“Let me look in the basket to see what you are taking to your grandmother,” said the wolf.
“Go away,” said Little Red Riding Hood. “I hate it when little boys dress up and follow me around like a bad smell.”
So the Big Bad Wolf scampered off. He would try to find Anita Alder. She was a scaredy-pants. She always screamed when he gave her a fright.