Randy, Chuck, and Kurt were three teenagers on a boys’ camp. They were in the tent at night and Randy said, “Let’s see who can tell the best bit of porn.”
Kurt said he’d go first.
“There was the woman and she sent her son out one evening to get something for dinner. She told him to buy something decent and not come back with fast food. So he came back with some snails.”
“That’s not porn,” said Chuck.
“Oh,” said Kurt, “I thought you said corn.”