My parents said that I was old enough to look after myself and be responsible. And I was, even if the government thought that thirteen was too young to look after the house for a few hours while the parents went out. But my parents trusted me and went off to the movies. I had their phone number if need be.
The first thing I did once they were gone was to check that all the doors to outside were locked and that the windows were shut tight. They were all shut and so I drew the curtains in my bedroom, turned the bedside light on so that it looked cosy, and went down stairs to raid the fridge and watch television.
All went well and after an hour or so I was starting to feel sleepy so I went upstairs to my room.
The curtains were drawn back and the window was open.
I shut the window again and drew the curtains. I wondered if I should phone my parents but decided not to. After all, I was thirteen and old enough to look after myself. I wasn’t going to let it get to me, so I went downstairs and raided the fridge again and turned the television on.
That was when there was a knock at the door. It wouldn’t be my parents of course; they have a key. “Who is it?” I called. There was no answer. And then there was a knock on the door again.
That was when I opened the door.
Oh NO!
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But what if it’s the pizza delivery coming to the wrong house. We don’t want the food to get cold!
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Yikes! Don’t do that!!
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But what if it’s the pizza delivery coming to the wrong house. We don’t want the food to get cold!
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Ha, Ha….Why does my mind go to the dark side!
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You’ve done it again. Don’t do it, don’t do it!
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But what if it’s the pizza delivery coming to the wrong house. We don’t want the food to get cold!
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The Domino effect?
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Ah – the Pizza But
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Oh, those sneaky parents, testing their kiddo like that.
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I hope I didn’t give you ideas!
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Of course it had to be the pizza delivery guy. Why bother even looking out the window? All the pizza delivery guys are 8 feet tall, covered green fur and have a huge eyeball in their head. Don’t they?
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Never having had a pizza delivered I’m not sure what they look like. Do they come on bicycles?
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At my house they drive up in a car with a lighted sign on top that says, “Dominos.” The person carries it to the door and rings or knocks. You can also get contactless delivery and they will leave it on the doorstep.
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I live too far out in the country to get delivery – pizza or even groceries. I don’t recall ever living close enough to town to get delivery, But most people over here seem to. Bah! I don’t even have mobile phone reception. I’m so out of touch!!
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The Murphy’s Law fictionalised fancifully.
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Surely the kindly (but selectively mute) neighbours coming to warn him of the axe-wielding, homicidal maniac who they have just seen climbing in through his bedroom window.
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Good job, Kevin.
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