People had always regarded Evan as being a bit strange. He was obsessed with thoughts of space aliens and unidentified flying craft that went this way and that instantaneously.
Lady Luck was on Evan’s side. A strange alien craft had landed on his lawn. How did they know that of all the lawns in town his lawn would be the most welcoming. Evan went out to greet the machine.
A loud voice through speakers welcomed him. It spoke in immaculate English, perhaps with a slight tinge of South African accent.
“Welcome Earthling!” said the voice. “We would like to meet you in person. There is a hatch door at the top of our craft. If you wish it can be opened for you to enter, but you will need a ladder to get to the roof of our craft if you wish to use the hatch.”
Evan went to his shed and got a ladder. The hatch opened. Evan jumped into the craft. It was all water. Evan drowned. The aliens were some sort of fish.
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I am confused. Didn’t they know he could drown if they had the intelligence to fly here and communicate? Wouldn’t Evan have seen their spacecraft was full of water upon lifting the hatch and jumping in?
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You must realize how evilly deceitful many of these space aliens are – at least the ones I have had dealings with.
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Once again, I forgot all of that and that Evan may have dreamt this all up to drown himself. It was the fish’ fault which he could tell God. I’m always a bit slow to the races.
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LOL !!
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Evan fell for the alien abduction story hook line and sinker.
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I thought the alien fish showed a bit of guts.
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The dolphins would not have been so rude.
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Probably not rude on porpoise.
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Seems a bit fishy to me.
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Having spent 30 mins trying to think up a put, all I can say is eel do. (To me said aloud).
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Yea…I have to say that I am out of them…probably thankfully!
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put was meant to be pun…
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Fools rush in…
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An angel wouldn’t have drowned.
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True!
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This made me laugh! Sorry the guy couldn’t swim!
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PS LOOK before you leap!
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At least test the water with a toe.
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This makes the flying saucer all the more impressive. Elon Musk tried to impress us by sending a car into space, but think of flying through the air carrying all that water!
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Flying full of water makes Musk pail into insignificance.
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Absolutely.
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Thanks for all the fish.
Incidentally, the South African connection beats me. Perhaps, that is how things fall apart.
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Things fall apart. Their centre cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. = Yeats – the greatest sonnet ever written: The Second Coming. And what rough beast is this?…
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A South African, perhaps.
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