Hello. This is Molly phoning from your Bank. You have been selected at random to take part in giving feedback on our service. From 1 to 10 how would you rate our service?
One!
Why one?
Because Zero wasn’t an option.
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There are a lot of places that should have a zero to negative ten scale to choose from as well.
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I don’t know why these institutions have a charge for their “service”.
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Yeah. If my call really was important to you, you’d answer the phone.
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Ha! Exactly.
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In the same way that positive reviews are always published and negative ones ‘lost’.
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Funny that!
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I hope you didn’t give your feedback gratis? You could have loaded on something of deep interest. You know you can bank on the banks to.
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You have explained why I am so poor.
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🤔 Real life experience?
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Yes!
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Yes!
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I would agree
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I think the Silicon Valley Bank deserves a zero. And you can bank on that!
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I wrote this story several weeks ago. I worry that I caused the Silicon Valley Bank collapse!
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Sometimes I get stuck at the self checkout lane at Wal-Mart, and the machine asks me to rate my satisfaction from one to five stars. I am rarely in a good mood when I’m leaving Wal-mart.
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I concur – but fortunately the nearest Wal-Mart to me is a good 4 hours’ drive away!
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I had a car like that once too!
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I’m sticking my comment here – but your resent comment about “green” money disappeared and I’m sick of trying to rectify it and find the f****** thing on WP. I clicked on a wrong button. So anyway, sometime ago you asked if I would read some things you wrote and I said wait to my cataracts go away. Well apparently the waiting list is over a year ogo – so send the things (if you still want to) to bbgoodman@hotmail.com I’m half blind at present but I’d appreciate seeing them!
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Anything in relation to money has a strong tendency to disappear, so I’m not surprised. I will send that right over, lest I forget.
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It seems like it’s only the worst businesses that call with customer service surveys. As if they really want to know.
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If you like us then vote for us simply by hanging up!
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I recently had to hang up on the CDC seven times before they finally stopped calling to ask me to take a survey about vaccination.
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