Pam was the mother of the groom. She had found the bride’s mother loud and offensive. She had tried to be polite in the weeks leading up to the wedding but she might as well have been talking to a brick wall.
“The bridesmaids will be wearing pale blue. Try to wear something to match colour-wise. And try to be a little fashionable. The shoes you wore to Denise’s wedding were abominable. This is my daughter’s wedding; try not to spoil it.”
Pam smiled politely, but the bride’s mother’s remarks had cut her to the quick. It was after all her son’s wedding too. Of course she wanted to look her best. Pam planned her outfit meticulously. She didn’t want to upstage the bride and she wasn’t exactly made of money.
The wedding day came. The bride’s mother arrived looking like she was a transgender heading for a strip show at a children’s library. Pam arrived in a simple dark green skirt with a pale cream blouse and with gold-painted wooden Swedish clogs and a straw sunhat. It was different and stuck out a mile, and yet she looked stunning. It was exactly right.
A few talked about the bride. No one talked about the bride’s mother. Everyone was gobsmacked by the simplicity and sheer beauty of the groom’s mother. When an inebriated bride’s mother accidentally spilled red wine all over her daughter’s wedding dress, the bride’s mother declared: “Don’t fret. Ask Pam if she’s got a spare set of gardening clothes.” No one laughed. Pam never viewed the wedding as a competition, but the bride’s mother knew that Pam had won the day.
I never did get the mother of the groom garb just right. I may have lost a moment’s sleep over that.
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Same, but as the father of the bride I was happy to be maneuvered into a dark suit, slap a smile on my face and stand in the background. Only ever one rule when forced into a formal suit. NO cummerbunds, ever.
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A cummerbund is a necessity if you drink too much and want to appear stupid with it on your head.
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lol! eVERYONE WAS TOO BUSY LOOKING AT THE WEDDING PRESENTS! (Damn – the caps lock was on – I’m not typing it again)
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My best editing is reserved for after I hit the post comment button.
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Ha!
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Wot iz thiz ‘Edithing’ of witch yoo speek?
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Lucky for me the mother of the bride never commented!
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Made me think of this song:
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Thanks for the link. I had never heard the song before.
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Happy to help.
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(Thought this was the Drifters, it has their kinda sound to it.)
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A lot of those early 60’s songs were covered by different groups. I didn’t find a cover by anyone after a very cursory search.
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For a moment there I was hoping that the bride’s mother actually was a brick wall.
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She’d be good for grouting.
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Lovely description of the bride’s mother’s outfit, Bruce. I think a friend of mine borrowed it for her daughters wedding. I gasped in horror, thinking she’d forgotten to put her dress on. Sadly, that sheer petticoat was the dress!
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LOL!
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I kind of hope my sons just elope someday. As long as I can tag along.
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I remember my highly principled mother saying when my father passed on 3 weeks before my youngest brother’s wedding – “I wish they’d just elope!”
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What a difficult, bittersweet time that must have been.
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