Errol explained to the policeman that the shooting of his wife had been an accident. He had simply taken his handgun to clean, and before he could even check to ensure it was bullet-less he accidentally pulled the trigger. The bullet hit his wife who slumped dead over the dining table. She had been placing a freshly washed table cloth.
The body was still slumped there in a pool of blood. Errol had immediately phoned for the police.
The local policeman arrived. Errol was still holding the handgun, he was so shocked. Even though he knew that Errol wasn’t dangerous, the policeman called for backup. That was when Errol accidentally shot the policeman. He slumped over Errol’s wife’s corpse.
That’ll teach them both from having an affair.
Alright. How did he know THAT policeman would arrive?
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Ah – this was only the little village policeman. The backup was from the big neighbouring town. Your stint in the beautiful countryside a little while back should have alerted you to the village Constable Plod!
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Always ready for the tricky questions!
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Ha! Trying to excuse oneself can be exhausting.
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Well, they definitely won’t do it again will they?
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In a post-modern world anything is possible.
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Table for two?
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Ha! And such a waste of a newly washed table cloth.
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Errol has a lot of accidents doesn’t he?
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Well, now he’ll have something to talk about with that blond bombshell girlfriend he’s been seeing.
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Accidents will happen.
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Where have I heard that before?
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What’s going to happen when the NEXT policeman arrives? Could be like Alex Baldwin on the Rust set – the gun just went off! I didn’t pull the trigger!
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Alex Baldwin is an inspiration to many.
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Accidents happen sometimes.
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They come in threes.
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