(Note: This story (some will be pleased to hear) is the final politically incorrect posting for the time being!)
Dear Principal
I have included a list of the names of the boys involved. I had asked my class of six year olds to colour in a picture. It helps with the development of their co-ordination. Only one – ONLY ONE – used a black crayon. The rest coloured in the picture of a pixie with every other colour under the sun.
You will be glad to hear that I immediately sent these boys to the infirmary for castrating. The only boy not sent was Angelina Peasbody who not only used the black crayon hitherto mentioned, but requested that from now on we use the name of Angelo.
I know that in future we will both feel safer roaming the corridors of the school.
Anitx Cleanx
Teacher-of-six-year-olds
Weave a Web 
And quite right too – they must be taught what I believe to be correct.
I hope that more of these unPC stories will find their way onto your pages, Bruce.
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Thanks Chris – I don’t want to lose those of my friends who are burnt-out trendy lefties.
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🙂
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I’ve enjoyed these stories a lot. I wouldn’t want to be a principal at all.
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Thanks Herb. It possibly pays these days to have little principles if you’re a principal!
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That seems to be the principle idea. I learned to spell it by, “The principal is your pal.” but nowadays that may not be good thing.
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Ha! That’s a good way to remember.
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Learning is indescribbleable for a six year old.
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It doesn’t exactly SMACK of learning.
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It seem rather suspect that so many boys had genitalia which could be castrated. A more inclusive school would certainly address this issue.
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Balls.
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Cutting class was different back in my day.
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LOL – Same here…
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I think we need to get the school board involved!
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Arrest her!
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Angelo will have company now of newly made girls.
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What is football without a ball?
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In this case I think you meant plural
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Yes – you must think I’m nuts.
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You know…I love the English saying…the ole twig and berries…I just heard that not long ago.
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I’ve only played cricket once and I was wearing “the box” – the thing to protect your gentelia – upside down. I thought – what an uncomfortable game.
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Yea that would do it! I’ve heard that game is the closest to baseball.
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