Darren thought his brand new car was absolutely fantastic. All the other cars he had owned in the past were really old-fashioned compared to the features his new car had. For example, it had a little screen on the dashboard that showed a video of what was behind the car as he back-backed.
The first thing he did after buying the car was to drive to the centre of town and park right outside the busiest shop. Hopefully his girlfriend would spot the car and go all gooey with admiration.
She never showed up, so Darren backed out of his angle-parking space using his wonderful screen on the dashboard. Being on an angle he didn’t see the big logging truck roaring down the road because it was roaring down the road not behind him but on the side.
Dear Reader, you might well feel bad for Darren losing his fabulous car so soon after purchasing it. Fret not. He was killed.
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Safety first! (Hehe). I’m glad he died and didn’t have to suffer the pain of losing his new car.
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Yes. It’s always a relief (more so in Horror Lit.) when a character dies!
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You and Badfinger crack me up!
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Thank you 😁
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Darren in a log jam.
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Or a car pool.
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His girlfriend will have notice now.
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She didn’t even turn up for the funeral.
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How rude!
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I’m glad that Darren got to experience the little screen thing, even if it was only for a little while.
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Let it be a warning to all.
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Darren is sleeping like a log now.
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I think you might be barking up the wrong tree.
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I’m stumped now.
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You need to branch out.
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And try not to be a sap.
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Yes – try turning over a new leaf. (I never realized there were so many bits to a tree!)
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There is! That is the root of the problem
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No need to needle me. I pine to be left alone. I’m not oaking. I think maybe you are trying to be poplar.
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Yes I am…but it’s hard to whittle down though.
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Your comments are becoming very wooden, Max. Perhaps we should cut it…
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I agree… cut out the dead wood
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Chop
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Suey….
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LOL
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Phew! I was worried.
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Glad to have calmed your fears.
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