When I applied for this job I knew that confidentiality would be a priority. Can I bite my tongue when it comes to knowing personal details about clients? The job calls for gathering a great deal of personal information and one can’t say a word.
I could have chosen other aspects of my profession but this one held the possibility of travel or simply going here and there overnight.
I could have chosen a housework job for example; going into showers and giving everything a good clean. Or I could have done a janitor’s job and cleaned and swept a pathway or room, perhaps in a school. That could be fun.
But in the end I chose to be a toothbrush. I could be the whistle-blower of a great many secrets, I tell you, but I’m keeping my mouth shut. For example, I am Jasmine’s toothbrush and yet Nigel her brother sometimes uses me to brush the cat fur off his jacket. And Jasmine wears dental braces on her teeth and it’s quite disgusting the bits of this and that that get stuck in various nooks and crannies. Once Kevin (he’s Jasmine’s father) used Jasmine’s toothbrush in a hurry because he’d had a swig of gin and needed to clean up the smell of his breath so his wife didn’t find out.
All in all however, I believe I made the right choice when selecting a profession in the brush factory. It is deeply fulfilling. And you want to know the best part of it all? They told me I was blue but now I feel I am pink.
Bruce, this gave me a good laugh, especially right at the end.
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Thank you Lisa!
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And when you get old they can use you to clean the hard-to-get areas of the bathroom floor.
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When old then they’re great for getting out what’s in the grout.
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Without a doubt.
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Variety is the spice of life.
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Well if you are a toothbrush long enough you will get a plaque.
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Thanks for filling me in on that.
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Nothing but the tooth for you Bruce.
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By gum, you could be right.
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You are good at this…you win again Mr Goodman.
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Thanks!! One more inanimate story today and that’s it – for a while!
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I don’t mind them at all! I love Toy Story because of that. I think you should have more.
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I’ve never considered what my toothbrush must be feeling, but I know no one else uses it. And that’s the tooth!
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There’s a lot of Wisdom in that.
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Groan…
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Was the groan due to tooth ac-
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Bruce’s puns make me groan!
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But puns make the world get ground. Never let a painfully bad pun put your teeth on/over the edge.
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There’s nothing puny about a pun.
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You are quite adept at writing biographies of inanimate objects.
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There’s one more – at least for the moment.
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I totally feel for the toothbrush now.
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I wonder what colour ‘gender – neutral’ brushes are…
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Yellow
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Thanks for clearing that up, it had been playing on my mind.
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I suspect my toothbrush may not be as reliably discreet as this one.
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Just brush it aside.
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