It was January the first; time for New Year’s resolutions; time to turn over a new leaf; time to do something positive once again.
Mrs. Maureen McIntosh was no exception. She was a widow. Two years ago she had a huge disagreement with Mr. Stephen Donaldson who lived at the far end of the street. The disagreement was over whether Mr. Donaldson had the right to park his car on the curb side. It wasn’t a wide street and an argument ensued as to whether it was advisable both aesthetically and practically.
Mrs. McIntosh decided this New Year’s Day to bake a lovely chocolate cake and take it to Mr. Donaldson’s house. She would say something like, “This is to make amends for any rudeness I might have caused. Perhaps we could start again; after all we both live on the same street and life is better if we get on.”
Mr. Donaldson was delighted. He shook Mrs. McIntosh’s hand and said it was a brilliant idea.
After Mrs. McIntosh had left he had a brilliant idea himself. He would take the cake next door to the Partridge family of six and wish them a Happy New Year! They were always kind to him and this cake was heaven-sent. He would tell them he had baked it himself.
Unfortunately all six of the Partridge family succumbed to the poison.
Some really terrible characters enter the Goodmanverse BA. Nefarious people riddled with terrible motives. Keeps me entertained though. Remind me never to eat a cake, pudding, shepherd’s pie, bowl of porridge or even something exotic like Casu Martzu if I end up entering one of your stories. Uninvited of course.
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You can have a slice any time.
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I think I’ll pass. Here’s wishing you a happy new year Bruce.
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Happy New Year to you too, N****!
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That sounds like a very bad word!
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Very bad indeed! I never thought of that N****.
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Even Danny‽‽‽
(I am expecting that you are familiar with the Seventies Sitcom, The Partridge Family or the comment is lost, lol.”)
Happy New Year, my friend!
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Happy New Year to you too Herb. The Patridge Family was popular over here but I never saw it!
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Oh well.
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!! Sadly Danny partook of the poisoned cake!
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My, my. That Danny. He always was a wild child. Well, not any more, of course.
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So this is the way 2023 is going to go? I think I will just go back to bed ànd pull the covers over my head.
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Think of the New Year starting not with a murder but with a chocolate cake! Happy 2023 Yvonne!
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But Bruce, consider this. I do not like chocolate cake.
Happy 2023 to you.
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* GASP! *
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The liver corner for you.
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You are very evil, Bruce.
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You haven’t lost your touch! Happy New year!
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Thank you Noelle. Happy 2023!
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I see you ended the year on a murderous note! It will probably already be New Year where you are, hope you have a good one Bruce.
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Happy 2023 Andrea. Yes, I kept the murder for the New Year! But it was a lovely chocolate cake.
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Happy New (albeit grisly) Year Bruce.
Poor Steve; no good charitable deed goes unpunished.
And I guess Mrs Mac saw the Partridges passing with such sweet sorrow.
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And happy 2023 to you too!
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Happiness & Health in The New Year Bruce! 🙅😴🛌🕛
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The Partridge family is killed off! You are getting celebrities now.
Happy New Year Bruce!
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Better that the Partridges be killed off than be found in a pear tree, (Hope I’m not being too obscure – the year is still young.)
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I got it!
We are now exactly one hour into this year…here
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I was well in bed by midnight!
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Oh Bruce…you didn’t see the year in! I was playing Yahtzee!
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I saw 1968 in – that was enough!
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Wow….I saw it in as a 1 year old.
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I once lived in a three-plex house (like a duplex, but with three apartments.) One of my neighbors was a cranky old lady whose ex-husband spent several hours with her every day before returning to her own house. One day when I was returning from work at the lumber yard he was walking down the driveway, and greeted me by informing me that according to law my car needed to be parked four feet away from the driveway. Not being in the mood to argue I pulled a tape measure out of my pocket and showed him that I had parked the car three feet, nine and a half inches away from the driveway.
“Have a nice day!” He said.
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I was hoping you’d get towed away!
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He probably was too.
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Looks like she’ll have to wait until his birthday. Let’s hope (for her sake) it’s in January.
My best to you for the new year, Bruce.
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All the 2023 best to you too Chris.
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My first big chuckle on New Years Day! It only took 14 hours. Happy New Years to Bruce and your partner. With much peace, tranquility and goodwill. And the rest lol
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On the plus side, eliminating a family of six from a narrow street was probably beneficial to everyone.
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Always look on the bright side.
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